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My missus has mild OCD. I only noticed it when we moved in together, but she has to have EVERYTHING in its exact position. She denies it, but I proved it to one of my mates once. I moved a coaster on the coffee table just a fraction, and my Wii games that were so symmetrically stacked up I moved too, and sure enough when my missus got in from work, one of the first things she did was straighten both. I wound her up once by telling her that I'd moved one of the ornaments on the bookcase. I hadn't, but I enjoyed the half hour she spent trying to figure out what I'd moved. Me? I'm too lazy to have it.

I'm having a fricking mare at work today. Getting here was a mission itself, all the roads around Heathrow and where I live in Egham were almost undrivable, but my trusty 207 did get me here. (Though I wish I'd stayed at home now and said I couldn't make it to work!!!) The Piccadilly Line was suspended earlier because snow fell on a signal box and caused it to short circuit, setting it alight, and we had to suspend service again so the engineers could fix it. All the passengers here at Heathrow with no flights had no way of leaving the airport as there was a two hour wait for a Heathrow Express/Connect train, a two hour wait for a coach, a mile long queue for the local buses and about a two hour wait for a taxi (according to a very jolly PCSO who promptly buggered off and hid.) Service has now resumed on our line but because of a backlog in customers the station is closed due to overcrowding. All this makes me wish I'd done better at school... :-) Now I'm hiding in a back room having my lunch. It's uncertain how long I will remain back here! Hope I can get home at 2am...

The first car I owned was a 1989 Mk2 VW Golf. Bought for £550 from a lady in Windsor, I saw it while walking past. Faded paintwork but it was in good condition. Lasted me 3 years, and although I scrapped it, I could probably have sold it on for the same amount or even more. It was a basic model, but it drove so well, and for a four geared car it went like stink. I loved that little car, had my replacement car been shyte (it wasn't, my Saxo did me proud), I'd have been gutted at scrapping it.

Effective, yes. But they ****ing **** me off. I'm looking at the speedo so much to keep my speed down that half the time I don't know where the damn road is. My M3 journey down to Southampton was a pain in the butt until the finished all the roadworks, it's actually a good journey now. Hate them. My second hate is the traffic light cameras, I creep over the line with a green light with all the worry in the world, in case those damn lights change. Strangely, despite being caught by a Gatso in the past, I don't mind them. I live on a main road, in a 30 zone, and am desperate for one outside my house. My house is a metre away from the road, and cars and lorries regularly bomb past at 50+. My house juts out too, one day there'll be a vehicle sticking out of my lounge wall, I can see it happening. (We rent thank god, we'll move out when it happens.)

I'm stuck on the late shift until 01:30 every day until Monday. From Tuesday I will be in a Christmassy mood, and not an iota before. That said, loving Saints is a 24/7 commitment, so w00T for Saints.

Oh yes. What amazes me is how people I don't even know have the secret information that I need Viagra. I thought I'd done well to keep that hidden...

After one loss?

Lol'd at that one.

That's why they reject me. I only attract the *****rs.

This Christmas, I bought her something I wanted. In fact everything I bought her this Christmas can, and will, be used by me. THAT'S how to shop for a loved one at Christmas time.

I know the swear filter will cut this out, but they are ****s. Simple as that. ****s. It's incidents like this that make me think vigilante justice is just around the corner.

I know some were doubtful of Adkins when he signed but you've got to give him time. At least give him a transfer window ffs. I know, you know, everyone knows that promotion this season is imperative - no-one knows that more than Adkins, and he will bust a gut to make sure we will achieve it. It's up to Cortese to back his appointment in January with the necessary funds - to get out this league we need a goalscorer AT LEAST, although I do think Rickie will come good in the latter part of the season, just an inkling, and we can't keep relying on a 17 year old to fire us to promotion on the right wing. I'm looking forward to January - I have a sneaking suspicion we'll be suprised.

Spend spend spend. A front two needed imo. Austin and Rhodes would be amazing, or Fryatt and Le Fondre. Someone, anyone, that can get us goals. Chaplow on a permanent is a definite. And a right winger. I'm not fussy, I just think it's what's needed if we want to push for promotion. Defence is ok currently.

The seniors can't cut it. Bring on Gobern, Dean and Doble. :-)

Andy you lazy git, commentate ffs

An up to date Knightmare.

That this is the 'big name' Hughton lost his job for is farcical. I'm sure the Newcastle fans will be underwhelmed.

I think it's called "Daughters wanting money" syndrome. I'm lucky enough not to suffer from this, but my Dad used to get them all the time when my sister lived at home. Incidentally, I had a flashing light in my eye the other day, the worst thing you can do when something is wrong with you is look on NHS Direct, even the non-hypochondriacs will worry. It said I could have eye cancer or diabetes, so I was cacking myself, but in the end it turned out it was the warning sign of a migraine. Mightily relieved I must say.

I think it's disgusting they've sacked Hughton, totally disgusting. He's come in, got them promoted, got them mid-table in the Premiership then sack him to bring in a big name. I don't mind Newcastle but I genuinely hope they go down now. They've been itching to get rid of him for weeks. What did they expect, winning the Premiership at the first time of asking? Disgusting.

If she wants to be a "Gangsta" so much, someone should do us all a favour and shoot her. Can't stand her. Don't care who wins, Matt or Rebecca. Actually don't care full stop. I wish my missus hated reality shows...

I've just seen Hargreaves in Winchester Services. He's got a Whopper. ...he wasn't eating anything though.

Lol@postingcommonsenseamidaseaofurinetakers...

Started well for them, it'd have made forthcoming trips to Carrow Road more bearable if I could've watched him play. (Stupid girlfriend...) Hope he gets back to fitness in time for a return to a newly promoted Saints. :-)

Surely if your kids were Chinese, you'd only have one of them?!?!??

At boarding school, we were forced to do our homework between 7pm and 9pm each night, there was no getting out of it. I used to hate it, it was monitored too to make sure we weren't mucking around or sneaking off to avoid doing it. The biggest annoyance was that of we had a day with little homework to do, we had to sit there for anything up to 90 minutes with nothing to do but compose our thoughts. That said, my best work at school was achieved through homework, so looking back, allotting time for it can only have been a good thing. I don't have kids yet, but hope I'm not too far off, but I reckon I'll enjoy helping them out with homework. (I might think differently in ten or so years though!)