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I was always suprised we'd sell Surman - good player, Saints fan and our best bet at left back currently, but I didn't know the asking price was £2.5 million. If we get that price again, I expect he'd be off. :-(

Yes, because we're Saints, and we always throw games away in the last minute. :-D

Oh I see! Well still, it wasn't the greatest fred ever... ...Overtired...

I very much doubt I'll be staying for that, although it would be good. Alcohol would be calling me from various places in Windsor. We're going suited and booted in the expensive bit which we did last year. Some tasty, cocaine-taking ladies in there.

Yeah I was at work and bored. ...and for some reason had that song in my head for a couple of days now...

What've you got planned peeps? Friday - Going for a meal with the missus and friends to celebrate their 1 year wedding anniversary Saturday - Going to Windsor Races to get legless and spend cash, going drinking after as well Sunday - Relaxing mostly but probably out in the evening for more liver abuse Monday - Another relaxing day methinks. This should be the best weekend for a while!

...had "relations" in a public place? ...let out your bodily waste in public? ...wondered what it would feel like to be a Man U fan? ...looked down on someone with scorn? ...sent a meal back in a restaurant? ...ever felt like this? When strange things happen, are you going Round The Twist?

I don't eat breakfast either. Breakfast is for wimps. A cup of coffee usually suffices. 3 meals would undoubtedly get boring, but I guess you could mix and match.

Eat: Roast Pork with all the trimmings. Spaghetti Carbonara and garlic bread. Meat Feast Pizza. Drink: Coffee Vodka and Red Bull Water.

It's quite clearly a drilled hole in a pane of glass. Closed minded am I.

What I don't understand is the Gareth Barry, while being a naturalised centre midfielder, started out as a left back/left midfielder. While he wouldn't be as influential, could they not try him out on the left?

I've had a drink with Kris Marshall who also lives in Windsor, a few years ago when he was in My Family. Didn't chat with him which is a shame, as he's a naturally funny guy. Girls were all over him, lucky sonofagun. My sister met Goldfrapp when she performed at Thorpe Park a couple of years ago (my sister was in HR there). Apparently she was incredibly stuck up and demanding.

Biggest laugh all week came from the Amercian Whose Line Is It Anyway on Five US. Quality show that.

According to this, Maysoon is 48. I'd hit it. http://www.virginmedia.com/tvradio/bigbrother9/profiles/index.php?profile=maysoon :-D

My parents have SKy Plus, but I have freeview, and I must say I'm very happy with it. As long as it has Dave, Sky Sports News, the music channels, E4 and Film 4, I don't really see the need for Sky...yet. Sky Sports News is the one constant, even when there is absolutely nothing good on the other channels.

From League One.

It'll never end. It seems to be seriously dragging this year. Can't wait til Channel 4 use the hour to put on something decent...

Yes to all. Though musically I do wish they'd **** off.

Read the following with that fact that I was always a fat kid and not great at football... Highlights - Age 10, playing a friendly match during a PE lesson, I tipped a powerful shot over the bar in goal. Even more spectacular was that I was a shortarse until my growth spurt. - Age 14, on the edge of the box, I span to hit a shot, connected perfectly, and smashed it off the crossbar and in. Amazed my fellow pupils. - Aged 15 during an indoor 5-a-side football league, my (not very good) team "Yip Pulse" destroyed rival team "The Strikers Factory" 4-0, myself getting man of the match for some amazing saves and keeping a clean sheet (although as I was the reporter post-match, I gave myself that title...) - Aged 18 I finally made it into a proper school team, becoming the 3rd XI captain. The 3rd XI was made up of choirboys (me) fat people (me) and people that hated football (not me). As captain it was up to me to pick the team. I just about scraped together eleven players. We lost 10-1 in our only match. Still, we'd have got caned more if it hadn't been for our keeper, a gloveless Chinese boy who knew squat about football, myslef at centre back (captain's performance) and an American who must've run a hundred miles around the pitch. - Aged about 26 during a kickaround at Goals Heathrow, I back-heel nutmegged my mate. Lowlights - The 10-1 defeat - Breaking the Scaphoid in my hand trying to save a shot from my mate who had been a Watford youth goalkeeper about 15 years ago - Running out of energy 2 minutes into a recent park kickaround, due to fags, booze, overeating etc etc - ...and pretty much every other time I've ever played football in my whole life...

I predicted two defeats at the start of this season and so far it seems we're playing well but not getting the points. Bring on a few easy teams that we can spank, and let's see where we are at Christmas.

I know a guy that uses "bonjour". To give him his dues, he is French.

I have a mate that says "'Sup" every time we see him. Deserves a slap. I'm more of a "hey" kind of guy...

Today - All day at Thorpe Park. Free entry, great weather and shorter queues/less people than I was expecting! Tomorrow - Work then Saints. Sunday - Work then sod all.

Damn straight! Made the last series worth watching anyway!

Masturbation makes you go blind you know...