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It's true, it's not great. My missus is from there and her family are up there, and everytime I go I'm bored - so I end up crawling into the pub to get drunk.

Best - I like lots of things, fresh paint, petrol, or the smell of my missus when she gets out of the shower Worst - Let me put it this way, NEVER buy a parrot, not least the two that fly around my parent's house shytting all over everything.

I watched a programme recently on the Moon landings being a hoax, and I must say, I'm now a doubter. The little "+"signs on the photos are directly from the camera, which means they are always supposed to be in the foreground in front of everything else, but in some photos they actually appear BEHIND some objects. Which means they could be doctored. It also said that the radiation on the moon would have pierced the lining of the suits and killed the astronauts. Now I don't know whether I believe it or not. Perhaps it's true, in which case why haven't we made use of the moon since, then again perhaps it's not, and the Americans were just trying to "outdo" the Russians. Who knows...

Oi! Get my name right or I will cut off your willeh. :-)

I think we'll lose, but this is based on not having seen the new team. If we win, or even draw, I will be looking forward to this season a LOT! COme on the Saints, I'll be at work today - please make it worthwhile....

"Nmae". That would be my funny name if I were a billionaire...

Only as a youn baby I used to wet the bed, but I also used to pee into the bin in my bedroom, because it seemed that the bathroom was miles away. (When it's not).

Anyone see Mock The Week last night? Gymnastics lovers are paedophiles apparently. Anyway:

She's hot. Much better than the girl on the left.

Today - Working til late. Tomorrow- Working til late. Sunday - Working til late. No different to most other weekends really. Except for something happening tomorrow at 3pm. Can't put my finger on it though...

For those of you that don't know, Stevo was "touched" by Father Christmas as a child.

Who knows - if we can sort out the finances by next summer, I did say if!, he could stay. Dependant on what division we're in of course...

The main 2 questions this season, in terms of squad depth is: How good is the youth team, and, will JP make good use of the emergency loan system...

I'm delighted he's back, and it seems like he's in great shape now, but I can't help but wonder for every second of every day whether he'll relapse. Still, Davies, Svensson, Perry, Thomas and the youngsters, it certainly seems like we're sorted at centre back this season. Fingers crossed for the full back slots.

Well who knows, it may well have been - as long as bits of the car are living on through other cars, then it'll've been worth it.

Two of my colleagues were there and witnessed it. Apparently he never stood a chance.

Sshhhh, not in public.

Get the vacuum out. Once your belly button is clean, you can use said vacuum for other things... ;-)

Jilly Anne :-) My middle name is plain old John. So boring in fact that I'm glad I paid my £5 and haven't wasted this post.

I had new year off, and would've spent it drinking. A colleague of mine wanted it instead of Christmas week. I swapped. I now have Christmas off, and will probably spend it drinking.

Well I'll be working, but if we win I shall make myself a cup of instant coffee without milk, and dip my balls into it while serving customers.

Well bugger me. Next you'll be telling me that Opal Fruits were never done away with either lol lol lol

No this was much more recent than that! Why do you have another story?

Massive dongus.