Whitey Grandad

Traditionally clubs would charge a nominal £1 for the use of the pitch and stadium facilities. This one would seem to have been diferent.

That's the first time I've laughed in two weeks.

Perhaps there were no buyers?

The important thing is how we move on from here, and I sincerely hope that Lowe has nothing more to do with the club. The cost-cutting should have started when we were relegated and a lot of money has been squandered, not just on Woodward, but I do remember Lowe stating that 'the club would survive' because the players had relegation clauses in their contracts. It must be quite clear now that the management team that we had in the Premier League was not suited to the financial restraints of the CCL.

If it does the trick then I expect that the rules will be changed because of us and this manouevre may go down in history as 'doing a Saints'

'Resigned'

Over twenty years ago I was a governor at a top Hampshire secondary school. I confronted the head english teacher as to why they no longer taught english grammar and she replied "There is no evidence that teaching english grammar leads to them writing better english". I think it's because the teachers don't know the difference, myself. Having said that, I would not want anybody to feel that they would be criticised, ridiculed, corrected for anything that they might contribute to these message boards. Let he who is without sin.....

This sounds like the goal he scored in his testimonial, but memory does fade.

I can see it now... 'Virgin Saints'

Hughes got just the one goal, at the Dell.

Hubris Aid? Is that a new fizzy health drink?

Yeah, and it's only Monday!

I seem to remember Sarmiento coming on as a sub away at Torquay in the FA Cup 3rd round.

Neil McCann scored away at Northampton or Rotherham. I was there but it's all becoming a blur now...

Is that this season or next?

Ah, but Best's second was after extra time which would not have been necessary were it not for the 'Pelenalty'. But I'm not bitter. No, really, I'm not :---)

Desperation?

I would blame Pele before those two, if I were to blame anybody.

They're totally different. One started off full of promise but failed to deliver, oh... I'm beginning to see a bit of a pattern here.

So if my missus ever turns me on to my back and starts stroking my tummy, should I start to worry?

I remember being told once that the humane way was to put them in the freezer for a while - not until frozen solid - then a sharp knife vertically through the back of the head which kills them instantly. But how do they know?

That's right. The customer makes an offer to the shopkeeper who then decides whether or not to accept it.

Just another thought..... It said 'buy one get one free', not 'buy two get one free'. Run that past them!

I would need two. One is not big enough for me.

When you consider that Nottingham Forest have twice been European champions and look where they are now!