Whitey Grandad

Ah, I get it now. Perhaps we should close our eyes during the game in order to appreciate it better.

Now I know that you're not serious.

No, that's not true. Even when we win 1-0 it has been unbelievably boring.

Would that be just before or just after the transfer window closes?

You're on very dangerouis ground there. Are you saying that it's the fans fault for finding this walking football undelievably dull?

Both he and Cedric did ok during the Euro 2016 finals. 7 games in 26 days and every one an away fixture. (Yes, I know they didn't play every game)

Ok, see you next year then

On the one hand we are told that players need to play games in order to get match-fit. Then we are told that they aren't up to playing lots of games. When there are a lot of games io a row then it's even more essential that you keep a settled side, especially the defence.

Useless board. Can't even spell the club name properly

The assistant might not have seen that the ball had rebounded off a United player, and this is where the referee and him should have acted as a team. It must have been clear to Dean that Ibrahimovic was well offside and a quick conference would have soon sorted it out. Regarding the red card, yes, both feet were off the ground but he pulled out at the last minute and tucked his lower legs backwards. His fault was to get there just before Jones who had his leg extended with his studs showing. You could argue that it should have been a yellow card for Jones.

Yes, all of this. No amount of new players would change anything if we keep playing the same way.

It's the rotation that is killing us, not the schedule per se. It's one thing to rotate some of your strike force but to regularly change three of your back four is just crazy.

It won't matter how many players we bring in if they're not allowed to go into the opposition penalty area.

The customer is always right, even when they're wrong.

Miles offside and not even a difficult decision. Very poor.

...and people forget that there were four days of top-class ocean cruising until the Titanic hit that iceberg.

It wouldn't matter who we signed if they're under strict instructions never to get into the opposition's penalty area. Against WBA I lost count of the times that the ball was put into the box against seven defenders (plus goalkeeper) and there was no Saints' player anywhere near them. I've watched a few games over the last couple of days and in a typical attack there are usually three or four in the opponents' box.

Unfortunately we don't play in France.

It's not a matter of the quality of the players, it's the style of play. There are plenty of teams in much lower divisions who play with more spirit, verve and cohesion than I have seen all season.

You're not alone.

Good idea. We've got 30 days to get it sorted.

8.0 for artistic merit but only 4.9 for technical difficulty.

Why should we worry about Fonte leaving? He hardly ever gets a game anyway.

We don't play with any style, and that is the problem.

He was hardly touched. I'm assuming we're referring to the Brian Phelps imitation along the touch line in front of the Kingsland?