Whitey Grandad

I know how he feels. I have a bit of a snuffle myself.

4-4 now

Game of two halves.

Far from oil running out there's now a glut of it.

Sh!t tv coverage of the penalty kick. Why do they have to give us the shot from the other end of the ground? There's no perspective and a crowd of players blocking the view. 3-2 now.

At 12-0 I still wouldn't relax until the 8th minute of added time.

Assistance

Norwich are looking good. Full of passion and desire and playing some nice football. Unlike their opposition.

There's an art shop in Hiltingbury Road that does picture framing including football shirts. I've no idea of prices but might be worth a call. http://www.thepictureframingshop.com/about_the_picture_framing_shop.html

None that I can find. Levy seems to be holding out for an expensive direct sale and not even considering a loan out.

Your name vil also be in ze book!

Good to see him back but I still wince every time he kicks a ball.

All I can say is that the rest of the world must be pretty sh!t, apart from Germany and Canada, and I wouldn't want to live in those either.

Oh brilliant. Now everybody is going to want to come here

Feminine

Filling sandwiches? That's one euphemism that I haven't come across before.

Sir Rickie doesn't even get a mention

And also played for Derby against us in the second leg play-off semifinal. Was very respectful in the post-match interview.

Injured whilst there.

Strachan said that he had said him play for Blackpool and thought 'there's a player I'd sign if I ever had a club to manage' or words to that effect.

Very harsh, I'm sure there must be many other candidates. Perhaps you could start a thread on the worst Saints eleven ever?

The French are the same with 'normalement'. It means 'all things being equal' and hat sort of thing.

Can we use our ST vouchers against the sale items?

They stopped supplying starting handles in the 1950s. They really were wind ups.

I need a new all-purpose jacket/coat for keeping in the back of the car. My present one is starting to fret at the edges and my wife says it smells of fish and chips. On top of that it's lost its rainproofing. Which would you recommend and would it be an acceptable fashion accessory for a 66 year old white-haired man?