Whitey Grandad

No just the bit he was really angry about.

Can't we loan him to Portsmouth?

Hip injury. He's a walking ambulance chaser. Well, hobbling.

Ditto. Their penalty was an absolute gift too.

Oh dear. Oh dear oh dear. Oh dear oh dear oh dear. I don't think any of the goalkeepers I've played with were as bad as him, and for some of those I was playing in goal.

Put Morgan in goal. He couldn't be any worse.

That's simply good manners.

I once saw a shop selling round tewits. I must get one someday.

'Morgen, morgen, nur nicht heute, sagen alle faulen Leute' I always say.

All the time. I use an iPad so predictive text is always f*cking up my contributions.

I went through all that on my iPad and then Safari decided I was too complicated for it to handle.

Hmm, doesn't apply everywhere does it so it's not exactly 'universal'. It's easy for a load of do-gooders to make such declarations but did they include the bad guys in the discussions?

What's the option?

There is no such thing as a natural 'right'. In society these have to be earned.

Not the point. This is a fundamental principle of player eligibility.

It absolutely has to be a points deduction or a replay, every competitive leagues had such rules and they have to be enforced else what happens to the next club to infringe them?

This is true. Some of the other stuff we see on TV these days is looking as outdated as an Austin Allegro in a Mercedes* showroom. *(other modern car brands are available)

A resignation matter, I would have thought.

Grab 'em whilst they're going

Thanks, I was approaching it the wrong way.

It all depends on how you look at it. Oh, I give up. Have this whilst I try and work things out:

Suicidal pillock. It's idiots like this that give all road users a bad name.

You can always got to the Cop Shop and ask to see the evidence. When I went to Winchester I got the comment "We don't often get whingers in here" which really ****ed me off. What about a fair hearing?

So are bananas.