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Whitey Grandad

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  1. How can you say that? He's hardly played!
  2. Sturridge had plenty of opportunities to lay the ball off to a colleague but in both games I felt he was trying to do it all by himself and whilst he was struggling to get the ball under control the opposition nicked it off him.
  3. Many thanks, kind Sir.
  4. Surely if that were the situation then dozens of other kids would be going missing?
  5. Does this mean that we're not going to win on Saturday?
  6. Typical! Gerrard's been crap all game.
  7. Any videos?
  8. Nah, she's the reason it needs cleaning in the first place.
  9. Did you count them afterwards?
  10. Mine didn't hurt much at the time but after reading this lot it does now .
  11. Just wait until that table starts spinning! Who'll be the last to come off?
  12. It's not really a problem but I have to be careful not to tread on them
  13. Why dunk it yourself? Why not get your butler to do it?
  14. My balls hang a bit more loosely now, but who's going to notice?
  15. Does 'Pole Dance' mean something different in Poland?
  16. Saints first. If England don't qualify then I can relax and enjoy the World Cup finals.
  17. They used to say that they did it so that if there was any trouble later they could identify the troublemakers from their clothing.
  18. She was when I first met her but after forty years of living with me she's put on some weight and let things slip a bit. Mind you, she probably counts as 'fit' in Leeds.
  19. Tell that to my missus. We went to Leeds many years ago and they practically stuck the camera up her nose. I had to restrain her from walloping him with her handback.
  20. It's a long season. We're going to need all our squad once the injuries and suspensions start.
  21. 47 is no age. Look after yourselves whilst you still can.
  22. It's the club's money, it's their choice. I love the way that so many people are making financial decisions and suggestions without knowing the financial situation.
  23. Yeah, really disgusting. Do you have her phone number?
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