Whitey Grandad

Nah, they'll turn it 360 degrees but that will be diluted to 36, then 3.6 ....

All I can see in that top picture are a bunch of arses.

Enterprise

Nice! Looking up now instead of drifting.

Clean sheet -yummy!

We shall but what's the rush?

I agree. If a tree blew down on my house how much compensation would I get?

Interesting Portsea inbred logic there. Their capacity is 21,100 so on that basis they have only averaged 71%. I call that far more than a fifth empty anyway, 28,000 is a hell of a lot more than 15,000.

Very interesting. Of course, these are national figures and it makes a big difference if it were all to be dumped on Carlisle, say, rather than London. I seem to remember that 1967/1968 was a very floody year?

Artichoke

a tonic

I used to have a little Manneken Pis statue with a corkscrew for a willy but somebody tried to use it to open a bottle of wine with it and now it's just a Manneken

It all depends on what fires your frites. There are some nice restaurants, Rue des Bouchers is the most famous but many consider it a tourist rip-off. The Atomium is interesting but you will need a tram trip to get there. There is a quirky little museum of the comic strip and some other art museums near there http://atomium.be/ http://www.comicscenter.net/en/home

If all the women in Portsea Island were laid end to end...

Goalkeeper's ball every time. Boruc should have gone for the ball instead of waiting for it to come to him.

Van

Burns

For money? Not being facetious but every player is for sale at the right price.

Boruc did.

It was a perfectly good word, methought.

Well perhaps the club decided that we were safe for this season and we would go with what we had.

So it looks like an extra match for the one previous valid suspension plus one or three depending on whether this one is denying an opportunity or serious foul play.

Vodafone is non-existent where I live in Chandlers Ford.

Normally, yes. We may have to wait for the referee's report. Previous suspensions lead to an accumulation of more than one game ban. Has he been sent off before during this season? Have a look at section 8g: http://www.thefa.com/~/media/files/thefaportal/governance-docs/rules-of-the-association/2013-14/memorandum-of-disciplinary-procedures---section-a_b_c.ashx

Well he'd better hurry up, I'll be 65 in July.