Whitey Grandad

We hired a Megane estate a few years ago at naples airport. Just before flying back on the Sunday I went to a lot of trouble finding a garage near the airport and filled the tank with diesel. When the bill came there was a charge for fuel so I called the hire company and the girl said 'Oh, you returned it full, didn't you'. They were just trying it on.

I only said that it was more likely. What was the conclusion? And nobody mentioned Arsenal.

Great news. Next!

I checked Southern Water's website this morning. Bloody impossible to be certain, but somewhere it says 'Kent and Sussex' do we should be ok here. And it's raining.

I always take multiple photos before and after, just in case. Good luck, and just keep going until they give up. You could always try the Sunday papers, they love this sort of thing.

Teams in red are more likely to win championships.

Thanks, but when do they all get re-arranged for TV?

We might give the likes of Greece a game. We would get thrashed by teams like Germany, Italy, France, Spain, oh it goes on forever.

Oxymoron.

Nah, that's for Michael Owen. Do keep up.

It's simple really. If it messes up your head it must be doing some damage. Der.

I love the summer and wouldn't wish it away. Footy's the only good thing about winter.

On the website in Braille.

I have never put anything into my lungs and I never shall. It is obviously such a stupid thing to do.

What do other clubs do?

Or should we call you Dave? ;-)

Under what name does he post on here?

Dave Whelan? Chairman of Wigan?

Did you hear about the dyslexic yorkshireman who wore a catflap on his head? I'll get me coat.

I've still got my original equipment (no jokes please) and occasionally I get to use it. You forget what a pain it was to have to keep getting up to change the record every 25 minutes. I have the complete set of Wagner's Ring cycle by Decca and after listening to that you're exhausted.

Why, thank you sir! It gets even better than that... http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2010/12/why-asparagus-makes-pee-smell/ One post-apocalyptic day all these genetic anomalies may actually come in useful, they might even save the human race although would you want a planet of people like me? Even the girly-looking ones?

I can't stand the taste of broccoli, nor sprouts, but maybe I have some special genes? http://brokensecrets.com/2010/10/01/some-people-are-genetically-predisposed-to-dislike-broccoli/

Does it guarantee a win when compared to other seats?

Why should any player renegotiate his payments to a lower level when presumably he is guaranteed them from the football creditors rule? The only reason any of them would accept deferral which again is covered by the same rule.

I blame the parents. I always do.