Whitey Grandad

4: whinny

9: bray

14: croak

I guess number 15 isn't clepsydra?

Understatement of the year (so far)?

They were only asking for a loan. I wonder if they have any intention of paying it back.

Hmm, I wouldn't want to go into the last game needing a win.

A nice idea Georgy but there's one small problem. Ms Samantha thinks she's beautiful when clearly she's nothing special, whereas we all think that Saints are beautiful because in our case it's true.

Unbelievable. Haven't they had enough public subsidy already? So far it equates to about £1 for each and every taxpayer.

PL quality or not he's about all we've got right now.

I seem to remember he scored some useful goals for us. Am I wrong?

Sun shining on the infrared receiver?

It's a shame that there aren't any more of those this season, then.

Just a thought... Does the Russian Mafia's influence stretch to people who post on internet forums? I've always admired the Russian people for their hard-working dedication and rich cultural heritage.

I thought the one he scored in his testimonial was better.

Guly wasn't cheating. His standing right leg was caught from the side and you could clearly see it buckle in the shot from downfield. I'm surprised he wasn't seriously injured from it. Theirs wasn't a penalty though. A definite foul outside the box and their player was stumbling as he kept going although what Morgan was thinking when he waved his foot at him is anybody's guess.

This, home advantage, just like choosing the size of the pitch.

If they had colds could that be why they didn't fly?

It was Schneiderlin who watched Dobbie run away from him for their second. Jos being beaten for the flick-on didn't help either.

That's how I saw it. I knew he wasn't going to score. Why didn't Lallana take it?

I think we might need three. I hope it's the next three and not the last.

Is that why we didn't score the penalty, or didn't mark for the third goal?

I think we'll have to beat Reading if we are to win the title.

That just about sums it up.

I'd he's not quite ready then it's best to save him for the important games. We can write this one off. Probably.