Whitey Grandad

Yup, number 1 please. How much are you gonna need?

Alcohol is a diuretic so if you want the antibiotics to work effectively you don't want to be ****ing them down the toilet.

There's a nasty cough doing the rounds. It will gradually clear up but it will be quicker if you spend a couple of months relaxing somewhere warm and sunny.

The first looks like a dolly-drop to me, it actually bounces on the goal-line. I suspect that Kelvin has trouble following the flight of the ball through the air. He's quite a good shot-stopper but lob a ball up towards him and who knows what might happen.

I've just seen the goals on the BBC player. We need a new keeper.

Ah... So it's not Hartlepool Rovers then?

I'd be pleased to contribute to a big flag.

I agree with you. We are sailing too close to the rocks for my liking.

Congratulations Brighton. All season I have been waiting for your bad spell of results but you have been the most consistent league leaders that I can ever remember. Well done too to Gus Poyet. I still feel embarrassed about that tackle at the Dell that kept you out of the game for a while.

Oh well, one game in hand now and our goal difference has suffered a little but we are still in a very strong position.

Relax and enjoy the ride. Situations like these don't come around very often.

For us to lose 5 goals of difference in 7 games whilst winning 5 of them 1-0 we would have to lose the other two by 6 goals each, but Huddersfield could quite easily win all 5 and improve their difference by 8. Let's just win the next two and then take another look.

Some of the evening five-a-side leagues carry on through the summer and refereeing those can be quite lucrative, even if three hours without a break can be exhausting mentally and physically.

Oh, the 'Jolie Rouge', surely? Great news Hammy, I'm really pleased for both of you.

If HCDAJFT then how CHDAJFU?

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_do_you_say_Moron_in_the_indiginous_language_from_Avatar

The point, if it's too subtle for you, is that by continuously differentiating between people's racial origins we shall never reach a society where such things are no longer relevant. Why is it necessary, or even desirable, that the authorities know such matters? We can never be completely colour-blind until it is no longer thought relevant to ask such questions.

That's what they said in Denmark when the Gestapo asked the same sort of questions. Then later when they came to round up the jews.....

No, but possibly over it.

Cup games are included.

I've just sent you an email Steve. I am willing to be a target man. Everyone can try to hit the ball at me. You can't possibly miss.

Eek! I've just flown to Barbados on a Thomas Cook A330. We sailed back though.

I'm with you, Lord Ducky. Under the question ' what do you do at work'? I wrote 'EVERYTHING'.

Yes, it's one game for two yellows and then two games for the ten bookings, and a stern letter warning him as to his future conduct.

Barnard fed Guly for the first and wasn't it Hammond's shot that was pushed out to Guly?