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Then they would've got what they deserved then!

Yes, I would too. And show it Live on TV. How would you kill the bad people? Hanging? Lethal injection? Shot? Burned alive? Electric Chair? Cut off head?

Old habits never die eh Alps?

Lee Lee whoever you may be, He's gonna eat your spaniel for his tea, So give him the ball, and let him score a goal, Or he'll devour the contents of your goldfish bowl!!

How many stitches did she have?

Nokian Z G2 = best tyres ever!!!

I've just had to go and change my underpants.

Are you thinking you could be next?

I feel like my pants have been pulled down to my ankles in my own back garden.

makes me ****ing sick. We should all pack up and go home if we can't beat them ponces.

Jill still rattling on about her overpriced Pussy.

Thanks for the link goneawol, I can now cancel my subscription to Razzle which I haven't read for 10 years since moving house.

The vicar was lying yes, he said that the Jesus man worked in a chippy and he was the vicar brother too, which makes me and reverend Rush brothers. He's

Wow, thanks for all your replies. The only reason I asked in the first place was because I went to church on Christmas eve for the first time in 12 years and I asked the vicar the same question, and all he said was, it doesn't matter, Jesus is your brother! Which really screwed my head up because I always wanted a brother.

Just wondered where the Jesus went to school, where he learnt to fish and make furniture, who taught him his magic, and who was he boning through his years or did he die a virgin unlike his mother who loved a bit of Roman cock.

between being born in a cowshead, until making magic miracles and finally getting crucified? Where was he as a child, a teenager, surely the son of God had a life being so famous.

What's the difference between Katie Price's pussy and a watch? A watch fits tightly around a man's wrist.

FREE haircuts, haven't paid for one for over 2 years.

Coloured cousins ?

What was it then?

Wild Boar are dangerous, but Tom has established a trusting bond with his animals. A pregnant sow, due to give birth in December. Young Wild Boar are stripey and have a ginger colouring. Bad Tom.

Yes, without a doubt, I'd smash his arse in.

I'm over the limit every day of the year, just drive around with vomit stuck to your teeth and chin and wear a sk*teboard helmet driving, never been pulled.