Dog

Is wearing a bloxing glove while you're having a J Arthur cheating yourself ?

Are you a closet rugmuncher ?

Sylvia SugarsnAtch

They are all snakes with t¡ts.

margo

Cheers for that

9" long x 1/2" girth

Try wearing a Burkha next time, it works everytime for me. Loads of B&H, beautiful

I would also suck my postman off for a million pounds. Especially as he is blind and I could pretend to be my wife for ten minutes, he wouldn't know, and I would have the last laugh LOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOLL

That looks great, when's it out on DVD?

boy

Is that what the mints are for, to disguise the smell of rotten m1nge stench?

Where do you live?

.10p per post or £50 per year

I have a polish housemaid, she comes twice a week and does nude housework for £10 an hour, and she has a fanny like a mouse's ear.

My wife has EA51 LAY

You ******* **** I hope you ******* die of ******* ****!!!! ****!

I chucked up my scrambled eggs this morning in the bath, egg flowing out of both nostrils like a dragon, and a bath full of egg sick, toast, tea and reggae sauce.

I get the take home the handcuffs, truncheon, helmet & pepper spray at weekends.

Sick f*ck!

Shouldn't he be out looking for Maddie, lazy ****.

I have been there before, infact I have been all over Germany so was looking for another country as I wouldn't fit in since I shaved off my handlebar moustache.

As spoke about earlier, going on the night train through Germany. I have been thinking that it is a hell of a long way. So we will probably be getting a flight to a single destination early november for a good drink & crack long weekend. Any recommendations on what cities would be good at that time of year? Pubs Clubs Girls Food Weather

I have just dropped my trousers and pants, and I am sitting here all aroused expecting to see some MILFy Gladiator in her pink hot pants doing the splits with Jet tapping the button. And all I came across is a picture of Will's mothers skyline.