Micky

My sons eight - never heard him swear, and if I did, he would end up with a good clip round the ear and the rest of the night in his bedroom. Not a clue if thats good parenthood, but thats just what my old man did for me - did me no harm at all.

Has it really come to this...???

Aye - amazing how short some peoples memories are isn't it - mind you, memory is a function of the brain is it not - perhaps that explains it. Sad that it happened though...

Geeze and people actually believe shyte like that...??? If it wasn't so laughable, it would actually be worrying... what are these people smoking.... I dispair sometime....

Sorry - what...???

Now now - as we have been taught, photocopiers are excellent devices for producing 'Blueprints for Success'...

You are obviously at the Pub - what the hell is that meant to say....??

I take it that this post was devised in the middle of the Pub Happy Hour and you are all sat there pie eyed....???

Ummm lucky you did - because nobody else was going to...!

Nothing like 'in depth' match reviews from one who was there - thanks guys...!!!

What...???

Ahhhh another one of those pesky 'must win' games, like the other ones we've had this season against Forest and Sheffield Utd - and we lost them both, but we are still in there fighting...!!

Slowed in the last 10 mins for me Baj - other than that it was A1. Oh and working fine now again....

Let's just hope that the Manager and Players don't think like that.....

Is it finished...???

Shyte - its all going down the tubes.......

How long have we got left...??

Shhhhyyyyytteeeeeee

How long left please Stanley...???

Penalty to Bayern - could be 11 - 1 soon...!!! Edit - it is - record CL score... history was made this night.

SHAPE - those were the days you REMF....!!!

Sorry but your confusing me now - how the hell did Sheff Utd take a wicket in the cricket....???

Saints get corner... We Score & the server stays up See all good things do come in threes..... yesssssssss

Currently have Bayern and Sporting on my Sky Player - 4-1 to Bayern - 9-1 on aggregate, still 45 to play - any chance of a comeback....!!!

Sorry but all this technological stuff is doing my head in - can somebody, in plain english, tell me what everybody is twittering on about. Ahhh wth - I'll just follow the match fred as usual - I have faith...!