Micky

My lord, an empty sms for the lap of appreciation.....

We had just as well wrapped the points up and mailed them first class to Merseyside.

Pathetic comes to mind.

I'm not so sure they will actually be up for a struggle, probably just meekly fade away.

Players will be doing the sessional lap of appreciation after this...!

We've still got 15 minutes to go and we don't look like we could fashion a shot in that time, never mind score a goal. This is absolute shyte.

Not the only one, most of them look clueless. Where is the inspiration going to come from now....

Ffs, how passive is this... What is the point

God we are bad. If we manage to get out of here with a point, the scousers will think we've nicked their hubcaps.....

Very strange thread.

Agreed, I just think that is hilarious that a team of Evertons stature has to rely on such a crap striker to try to get them out of the shyte.

Underwhelming is an understatement in the extreme. We have been woeful for months.

Rondon, lol...!

It's not a sick bed they're laying on, it's a sun lounger, miles from SMS.

There no rush to bring someone in, we have a full preseason ahead. Mag to grid now so that potential candidates know the post is open.

It doesn't bear thinking about what they will do to us. Jeff Stelling and the team on Sky were saying how we are liable to folding, and that was against Brentford...! There is no fight or desire in this team so if it starts to go pear shaped early on it could well get embarrassing again. Our best hope is that VVD and Sadio take pity on us and ease up.

Is he still here?

I think that any new manager would have to work largely with what we already have, don't think that the new owners will be 'investing' much into this team.

Yet again, absolute dross. This club is in a right fucking mess.

Sorry, what defence?

Stop panicking, the players are getting one of Ralph's legendary half time talks. We'll be fine.

Why wait, why not at the end of the half.

And Ralph insisted we were not on the beach.... God we are shyte.

This can only go one way....!!! https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-dorset-61331701

Can't see us going down, but agree we won't get anymore points this season either.