Don't facepalm me you f()ckwit.
http://www.football-espana.net/28006/banega-drunk-training-report
http://msn.foxsports.com/foxsoccer/latinamerica/story/argentina-soccer-star-ever-banega-runs-himself-over-with-car-breaks-leg-022012
and for the latter question, that's what we done with a lot of our "big" signings or main objectives. But hey, if you know better...