Crab Lungs

My mate no knew him and mentioned him after seeing this recent news story. He's spitting feathers about this

Welbeck makes no runs at all, bar the flick goal. He just stood there marked most of the half. Cleverley is double the player Jordan Henderson is... ....................which makes his just excruciatingly sh1t

Rosicky, but Dortmund wanted more than Rupert would pay. Drogba, £2m but we wouldn't pay that either. Adebayor... wasn't that a WP issue? Or was it attitude? O'Shea/Fletcher double deal at the start of 03/04 I think?

Any idea on the attendance of the bestest? Btw... :lol::lol::lol::lol:

Question answered, thank you! And for that, you win a picture of a smug-looking Steve McClaren;

Enjoy your winnings I've just responded on FB. I love a gamble, but have no idea how I'll get around it to "complete" the challenge... any suggestions, or will I have to resort to good old fashioned doubles and trebles to lengthen the odds

Like the look of the draws... easy money

Accy Man City Montpellier Braga Chelsea Blackpool Leeds DNB £27 pays £220 And the £10 to £10,000 challenge 70 bets re-using your stake on "certains" on the in-play market, starting with £10. Just lumped a tenner on Skonto Riga at HT (2-0 up) at 1/9, then re-use the return on a similar bet and so-on. 70 bets later, I'll be £10,000 better off!

Wouldn't have happened with a FotB

Well said, Grant Holt http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/19830762

I will make one, but only if you accept Forecast, Guly and Forte as the cover stars

DFCSB's relegated

Simply, WTF. Amazing.

All going to plan... until Derby cheat and get a Forest player sent off. F()CK OFF DERBY

Today's bets; 1 Anzhi Makhachkala v Volga Nyzhnyi Novgorod (Backing Anzhi Makhachkala @ 1.22) 2 Young Boys v Servette (Backing Young Boys @ 1.3) 3 Nottm Forest v Derby (Backing Nottm Forest @ 2.04) 4 Lazio v Siena (Backing Lazio @ 1.62) 5 Eintracht Frankfurt v Freiburg (Backing Eintracht Frankfurt @ 1.81) 6 Molde v Stabaek (Backing Molde @ 1.17) 7 Monaco v Ajaccio GFCO (Backing Monaco @ 1.41) 8 Real Madrid v Deportivo (Backing Real Madrid @ 1.1) 17.73/1 Stake £14.00 Returns £234.22 :scared::scared:

Christ, with you on that one. They really are unsporting and horrible. "Woah, get some!" "Ooooo-essss-aaaaaai" Oh f()ck off.

You can't blame the defence.. It's the midfield in front of them... playing so narrow, committing themselves when they shouldn't, positionally naive... Everton are just moving the ball into the spaces that we're not. Arrrrgh, brutal league. Could be a lot easier if you do the simple things right though...

They say the picture was done by The Daily Echo's "artist"

Stop Fellaini, stop Everton

Brendan Rogers will get it right if given time. Sounds like what he is doing with the players in a psychological thing with the neck-grabbing and making statements. Reaffirm something and make the same gesture over and over again and it eventually it'll become habitual... or somefink like that

There is no way that the likes of Howard, Michalik, Williamson, Russell will be on anything lower than £3000 a week. No way, not a chance. They were paying PL wages in the Champ, so there's a good chance they'll be paying lower-end Champ wages in L1. It's the Pompey way, innit? In the Portsea Island constitution, it reads "All residents and representatives have a divine right to be competitiv, innit" Talking of which, can anyone come up with any funnehs if Portsea Island really did have a constitution....

MLG, you asked what players were likely to be earning over £90k. People suggested them. Then you moved the goalposts and claimed it was not in direct comparison as Saints aren't in the same financial league as Chelsea/Real Madrid etc. Btw, do you know anyone at Saints who can confirm or deny salaries? No, ok then. Well shut the f**k up.

Eden Hazard, Oscar to name two. I'd imagine any assortment of young Brazilians/Africans/Argentinians in the Russian League's aren't far off. Besides, with Neymar's sponsorship deals etc he's probably not that far away either. The lad at PSG, Verrati is probably on a good wedge too. De Gea won't be far off that. Ramirez is not on 90k p/w, but he's definitely not on 38k p/w before tax.

You're massively wrong.

Yeah, like that! Also;