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"Welcome to the Premier League" *I expect we'll see a few Skates on here this evening... not that they've got anything to laugh about

I don't usually but.... Fingers crossed!

Haha, just realised... Holy crap

After a terrible opening weekend, I recovered midweek to leave me £120 up. Nice, but no cigar. Here's my fancies for tomorrow; Win To Nil: Brighton (v Barnsley), Coventry (v Bury), Man Utd (v Fulham), Swansea (v West Ham). Anytime Goalscorers: Robin van Persie, Gareth Bale and Eden Hazard. Accumulator #1(small): Swansea, Saints, Chelsea, Spurs, Blackpool. Accumulator #2 (small): Chelsea, Sunderland, Blackpool, Brighton, Juventus. Accumulator #3 (small): Chelsea, Sunderland, Spurs, Blackpool, Brighton. Accumulator #1 (large): Swansea, Saints, Chelsea, Spurs, Blackpool, M'boro, Notts County. Accumulator #2 (large, alternative): Man Utd, Sunderland, Spurs, Blackpool, M'boro, Doncaster, Bradford.

What RAM do you have? I have an 8GB 64bit OS and mine runs quite quickly with 290,000 players retained in the DB. The laptop is about a year old, too... What settings do you run FM12 on?

Legend Give Adam a slap on the botty from me, and tell him he's got an immense quiff.

THEVMAN, I've missed you. Careful round here though, there's a lot of people on edge waiting for transfer info from ITK'ers

Pompey, footballs crystal meth addict that keeps overdosing but never dies.

Christ on a motorised millipede.

Good stuff, skint... enjoy your winnings!

Shocking opening week for me, looked at tonights fixtures... horrifying. Still, chucked on £3 on a 4 teamer. :-o

Sorry, didnt realise, browsing on my mobile! Just going out for a run but will reply before I leave

It will happen Ffs... This thread has now cemented itself in mongboard folklore.

Anyone considered we are negotiating revised payments for our other targets now we've made concessions with the Ramirez deal?

As I sais previously on here, its all but done. Patience, chums

We will sign him, patience!

The silence today is positive....

We will pay 8m now methinks

Lawrenson giving praise. Roberts too. Lawrenson loving our counter-attacking for the 2nd "well drilled, it's like the red arrows when they come forward"

I'd rather have Schneiderlin than Rodwell defo and Clyne possibly over Zabaleta, but that's it, surely. Then again, I'd rather have 11 players 100% committed to the cause as opposed to going through the motions and on £200k a week.

Not exactly the answer to your question but they said on Sky that Adkins "net spend" on the squad was £3m, which is 'kin incredible...

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-19311098 The sooner religion as a whole is forgotten, the better...

Cortese would be mental not to unconditionally back him

I've read what they're saying and whilst I wouldn't mock an injured player myself, I can understand why some fans have a pop when they think someones feigning injury... and it's an easy mistake to make if you can't actually see how serious it is. However, they're being a bit precious on bluemoon about it...