Crab Lungs

We don’t buy success….

4.5 year contract offer for Vitinha allegedly.

Fair one. So many parrots these days. One has even made a decent living out of it (Crook).

I think you’re in for disappointment sadly. this is a club full of bluster and hot air, lacking in anything resembling cajones or minerals. #welcomeayew

I think we’re in for a frustrating day watching our rivals strengthen whilst we either bin dip a freebie or get no one. Whilst Semmens et al remind us all again how relaxed the club is about the window, how tried desperately hard but won’t be held to ransom and reinforce just how strong the team already is. Urghhhhh.

Would still love Mohamed Sherif. Both footed striker, doesn’t mess around. Quick and clinical.

It’s the waste time haggling bit. Semmens has only got to £400k so far, so we should get Vitinha by the time he’s about 32.

Gearing up for the big ‘oh we tried, circumstances, relaxed etc’ rubbish or…. here’s Ghanaian international striker Andre Ayew’

Another Twitter trash parrot

This bloke just parrots trash on Twitter.

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Semmens has probably been haggling with him since he was at Fulham.

3m for Dembele is a steal, irrespective of contract length left. id be surprised if we get anyone though.

Can’t help but some sort Lanzini type signing wouldn’t be a bad thing IMO.

Am I alone in thinking it’s not just a striker we need but also some creativity?

Perfect upbeat song then. Right?

To have two funeral marches per match? 😉

Love how the fans kicking off sparked them into action. Now it’s all quietened down, so has our transfer activity. Semmens et al trolling.

Yep, they’ve been so successful in recent times. That’s the first thing I’d get rid of… the room full of stat dorks.

Mohamed Sherif. Go on, YouTube him. You know you want to.

He’ll surprise a few people. we should boo him asap though. good luck James and welcome.

Never got the fuss over Gakpo, think I said that at the time… I think we done well to swerve that. Gonçalo Ramos on the other hand..

It utterly mental. People blaming the management for not playing him - they’ve likely never seen him play. The way anger at situation manifests with our fans is strange. We’ve got some proper whoppers.

We’ve probably been haggling over Orsic since 2018. Good to get it over the line though.

Haggle haggle haggle haggle. Oh, someone else got him. Dont worry everything is under control. We’re Saints and we won’t be bullied. We do deals on our terms. Have you seen our new chestfeeding booths in the men’s toilets? - Martin Semmens - (bellend)