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Yes. And as I was watching it, I was wondering if anyone felt as annoyed as me. I’m glad I have company. Still not particularly calmed down yet either

Then why won’t he f**k off the penniless chancer... and take Kat as well.

We are now in a very unique position. In normal circumstances in the past, if we sold players we’d inevitably have a weaker squad. These days, by moving on this dross we’d actually get stronger.

Well probably have to sell to buy anyway with this bunch of absolute sh1t****s running the club

Lol, apparently our next superstar along with JWP. What a squad full of gamechangers we have.

What I’m truly happy about are the wonderful meet and greets we’ve had with the fans, where all the serious questions get asked and answered by our boardroom idols. #dribblersforum #muggedoffbytheboard

How many games you seen in your life? Two?

So true

Absolute tripe. Think of the **** Hughes would get for this. Last couple of weeks the official Southampton social media handles have been sucking themselves off over the odd win or laughably, an unbeaten 2019. That is a bottlejob performance and result. I’m not sure what I’m angry most about - our sh1t squad or the fact Cardiff just done the double on us.

No, but you can definitely blame Hughes for that performance.

If Bertrand had an attitude he’s hidden it well - he’s not openly agitated for a move from this sh1tshow for the past 3 seasons

What a fukkin assist by lallana. What a footballer. Most technically gifted player since Le Tissier.

And the premier league money goes where....?

What a pile of donkey semen

Rubbish, get Gunn in. Even Forster.

That was a penalty. But it says something when we’re beaten by over the top balls by the ‘pace’ Barnes and wood.

#lesandross’duedilligence

Great stuff. Maybe we should slap another couple of years on forsters contract.

Will be five years after this year, surely? True champions. And they say we don’t win anything and when they do, we sn1gger at them.

Sounds like a plan. I’m thinking it’s probably wise to put some of the cash aside for a dribblers forum before the season kicks off (a free pint and a handful of peanuts normally placate a dribbler). Also worth budgeting for is a darker red (crimson perhaps?) felt thingy to go around the pitch when the new one wears thin. Plus we’ve probably got to account for the motivational bannering and block capital slogans around the stadium for the new season. That don’t come cheap. We’re definitely not haemorrhaging money. Definitely.

Christ, twitter really makes hope that a meteorite hits earth.

Ah, now it makes sense. We are so well run.

This as well. Just want to ride this season out now, get it over and done with and go again next year. It really feels like they're trying, but they're blatantly not good enough - even to scrap out a draw at home with Palace.

Had that on the background. This is pure PC cr4p. Winds me up. Absolutely not cut out for it - could have had a decent summariser in (even someone who hasn't played, like Michelle Owen) instead if they're going to go down that route. They'll have transgendered HDMI cables on match reports soon.

Massively this. This showed us how average we are, really. This isn't a team that'll finish in the top 10. Ever.