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Two wins this season both away from home 2018 calendar year in all competitions 5 away wins 2 at home Any wonder we are so bad at home with our whinging moaning fans, sarcastically cheering our players, polite applause or sitting in silence.

Is it still the Corriander Lounge? Or with memberships down due to all good posters who don't bother any more and you can see why has budget dropped to Giddy bridge curry nights levels?

You can’t always get what you want You can’t always get what you want You can’t always get what you want But you whinging mongs will find You got what you deserve

When Kurger said we're a small club in the premiership ohh words cant describe how we feel when he's talking sh*te We gotta sell to buy we post record profits all the time that's why we sing this song for the corporate governance at Southampton

Which part of the momentum curve were we on here pal? https://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?43615-Team-playing-well-under-Pochettino-MYTH&highlight=Glasgow+Saint

The new Yohann Folly

How’s the new Bobby Moore getting on at Fulham? Heard he had a shocker last week. Still going to every game Home and away, every concert there is going on whilst living in 25 other countries? Still idolising blokes in their mid to late twenties who don’t care if you are alive and if they were to ever meet you would Ignore you anyway? I guess Tadic will be the next one who you slagged off every week but now he’s gone has become a player we were absolutely stupid to sell.

No, I thought Puel should have got another season. As I know in the past you’ve spent hours searching through my posts across this and other forums to try and prove a point I’ll caveat that by saying it is possible that I may have had a rant about him after one or two games so there may be a post or two that says that. But there are plenty of others where I say we should stick with him for another year and that was and still is my view. As for heisingberg, I’m not saying it’s the fans fault I’m saying they’ve got what they deserve. As you’re the one who used to “hilariously” nickname Pochetino “Pinocchio” and often use his win percentage as a stick to beat him with (under the Glasgow saints login) then forgive me for not giving a f*ck what you say.

You have got the club you deserve Most of you lot of never stop whinging and moaning. If it’s not the team it’s the board, not the board it’s the manager, not the manager it’s the half time refreshments, PA system, queues for beers. Griffi is right, we have the most pathetic, softest, passionless fans in the country. Most people that go to games sit there in silence politely applauding. Others spend the entire game whinging and slagging players off. Only a handful actually get behind the team and give them any support. Look at the treatment of Pelle, quality striker for £8m capable of 15 goals a season, no mean feat i the premier league. Yet he was slagged off, Ironically cheered, said he was lazy and flounced around, hibernated between October and March, as soon as he went he becuae exactly the sort of player we needed ??? In truth last season was the first time anyone has had anything to complain about. People moan about Puel but the fact of the matter was it was on paper it one of our best seasons ever, 8th places finish, cup final, trip to Wembley, the San Siro, Prague and Israel all done playing half the season without our best defender and striker. Yet still people *****ed and moaned and wanted Puel out after only a few games because they didnt like his interviews. ??? You many have a right to moan now but reading this forum and going to matches it seems like a lot of you wanted this anyway so you could be proven right about Kruger and Reed. All we’ve heard for the last 4 years, even in Some of the best times this club has ever had, is how useless they are and it’s all going to come crashing down, well now it is, so you should all be pleased. You warned about it and you deserve it. Most of you don’t deserve a successful club. You ain’t saints fans you’re football consumers.

Perhaps we should flip things and ask women what they bring to the game. As I can’t see it.

I see Lazio ultras have fired the first shots to rid the game of what has become the new English disease. How would this go down at st marys? Let’s be blunt must women at st marys are vile specimens, outright disaster of human beings. The single ones are Usually fat and stupid, Struggling to even get basic things right like the name of players, in our league one days some thick bint behind me insisted Rickie Lamberts name was actually Rich Lampard. Or at least she spent the whole season screaming it in her badly fitting sash shirt. Fat embarrassing scruffy geezer birds who to blunt don’t deserve a ticket. Then there are the ones on the pull. Get all dressed up and hang around in pubs before and after games thinking foootball is a good pulling ground. Generally better looking than the type above but still pretty clueless About what’s going on on the pitch, more interested In leering over Shane Long not admitting he is arguably a slightly better looking Brett Ormerod. Finally there are the girls in a relationship. So dense and insecure they can’t imagine what it’d be like to spend an afternoon away from their fella. Rather than letting him Enjoy an afternoon with his mates they tag along whinging and moaning, trying to hold His hand or put their head on his shoulder, tuttting about him being aggressive or laddy when he wants to join in a chant. Personally I think any bloke who lets his bird come to a game with him is a massive lemon anyway so we could probably do wth getting shot of them too. So perhaps we should look at banning couples too but that anothe battle got another day. I applaud our lazio brothers for their actions and hope the WOOF (Women Out Of Football) movement gathers momentum

Redmond has the talent but he doesn’t have the temperament, at the moment. Gets frustrated very quickly, influenced by the crowd and suffers from confidence issues. One moment summed him up a while back. He did well to beat a player had two or three chances to use the ball the crowd got on his back and he clearly got annoyed and end up smashing the ball ten yards straight at one of the opposition losing possession. There is definitely a good player there but they need to do a lot of work with him around his decision making and mentality.

When he said people that rate him are ones who have probably never kicked a ball before he was talking about people like you pal.

Presumably if he’d played Sims, Hesketh, Gallagher, Jones, Valery etc and got worse results you’d be spunking all over his performance and he’d be the best manager of all time because he’d be doing what you DEMAND he did. Play the youngsters FFS

How does he do with all the important stuff? Are his interviews interesting?✅ Does he clap the fans evough? ✅ Do his tactics and team selections match mongboard experts? ❎ Is he les Reeds yes man? ❎ Do we have a song for him we can clap along to and proclaim how much he hates Pompey? ❎ It’s a yes from me so far, only just though, work to do,

Any update on when we can expect the five pledges?

He didn't know who he was https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-45208358 Like he wasn't sure if he laid a wreath or not, being stood next to a terrorist at a memorial service for terrorists, then having a wreath thrust into your hand and the whole team being completely oblivious to what was going on, could happen to anyone. Hes so unlucky, repeatedly being in the company of terrorists, anti-Semites and holocaust deniers from Ireland to Israel over a period of 40 odd years and the whole time being completely oblivious to any wrong doing. the whole time all he wants to do is promote peace. He's done this by making muslim brotherhood gestures, inviting Gerry Adams to Westminster weeks after the Brighton bombing, calling Hamas friends, calling convicted terrorists his brothers, compared Israel to Nazis, the list goes on. Yet the Cult of Corbyn would have you believe he's a cuddly uncle type figure who will make it all better. either he's a nasty bit of work or incredibly thick, either way not the sort of person who should be anywhere near British politics.

A young lad? He's 27, he'll be 28 when he comes back from his loan. He should be in his prime. I don't like writing players off but there was nothing in his history to suggest he was going to be a good signing and even less in his time here. I still struggle to believe a £20m player was so poor that he couldn't get in the squad ahead of 3 players who only managed 14 goals between them all season. you don't expect anyone to publicly criticise him, apart from anything else if they did do that they'd be criticising themselves for such an appalling signing.

Interesting. Who is your mate, is it Andy or Vinnie? Great lads, proper bantersauruses. Andy is a proper St Mirren fan, loves it almost as much as he loves getting on it like a car bonnet. got a proper decent little firm going there. Pass my regards on.

U2 the Sweetest Thing He's pure class when he's on the ball Oh oh oh Danny Ings Came home to us from Liverpool Oh oh oh Danny ings Score goals with his boot and with his head make Southampton proud you know this is the right kind of love Oh oh oh Danny Ings

I know we'll end up with "he's one of our own" but early contenders must be Ings can only get better, can only get better, now we've found you Or the Bob Marley classic Don't worry about a thing, coz Danny Ings is gonna be alright..... Clap clap clap clap clap clap clap

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No there won’t be! It’ll be a load of over weight people in saints shirts asking pointless questions about the formation, PA system, stadium expansion and half time refreshments with some waffle from Kruger and Reed going on about how well we planned this window so we got our signings in early.

6 goals in 219 appearances. The Slovakian James Ward-Prowse. Is he capable of narrowly missing from every free kick he takes I wonder?

And then you get the wallies who claim that you won't know how good they are until they get a chance, like we can afford to give a kid 15 games to prove themselves or not. Yeah give Gallagher a go and while we're at it let's give Stephens a go in defensive midfield, he could be decent there, don't forget Hesketh, he could be the new Tadic. Then everyone can slag the club off for relying on youth to keep us up rather than investing, what a lack of ambition! I didn't know wether to laugh or cry the other day when someone on another forum posted that Gallagher should be given a run of games and posted his goal record whilst on loan compared to Harry Kanes when he was as evidence he could be good. Dear me.