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Kezman.

And thanks for bringing Les Reed to the club. His greatest signing.

Happy birthday Nick nack.

Are you one of those irritating f*cks that hog the bench press or squat rack playing on their phones whilst others are queuing for them?

here you go mate, happy to help and share my success! Job: Printer cartridge telesales executive Industry: Print and consumables Approx Annual salary before tax without bonus: £14,000 Typical bonus: £3500 Approx take home after tax: £1,135 per month Approximate location: North Years of working experience directly relevant to your job: 12 Level of education: high, 3 GCSEs, NVQ Level 2 in travel and tourism, C&G in Sales, First Aider, certificate in manual handling Additional job perks e.g. company car/shares: 25% discount on toner and paper supplied by the company. Free use of the company photocopier Typical hours worked per week: 55

A brand new Audi a7 every week for starters.

Seems very positive this one. Les out there doing the deal and making things happen, hopefully see this one concluded in the next few days. Good work Les.

LMFAO. That is brilliant. How long did it take you to think that gag up?

It's a typical FC post. Accuse others of having agendas, being misinformed and speculative before then doing exactly that himself in as many sentences as possible.

If Forster wasn't English this place would be in melt down that we were signing the goalkeeper from a team being smashed by Leiga Warsaw that play in one of the poorest domestic leagues in Europe.

Combing work and play, what a legend. Never off duty that guy.

It cant be easy to get Sporting Lisbon to give us their last Rojo.

if anyone can close the deal its les.

something about Katrina milking the club.

Did your dad wake you up with fairy tales about new signings again this morning?

The mongboard

Ralphy calls us 'the saints' HTH

Any clue as to who this is? I remember you posted this before and assumed it was Bony or Lukaku with those wages. one of them has gone so he's out.

N/t

Thanks pal, I appreciate your posts too. Its difficult at times to remain positive amid the tidal wave of negativity on this forum but its up to us realists to keep things afloat whilst others are flapping. I expect ralph and Les have these words written on their computer screens.. If you can keep your head when all men doubt you...... Not everyone doubts you chaps.

Me too

Its 'the saints' thank you very much.

What a shame our former CEO couldn't take advantage of our TV exposure and attract some commercial income bigger than small championship clubs Jamie.