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You weren't the screaming banshee who sat the row behind me in block 35 kingsland who called lambert Richie Lampard for his entire first season with us were you?

quoting your own posts is like masterbating in front of the mirror.

Thought the other day we should make a summer move for Salah.

So the warning signs were there for you that he was sh*t because he scored the winner in a tight game?

It's the way of the mongboard Lou. We've decided he's sh*t so therefore even when he does something good it was either luck or not what he intended. If you're going to fit in round here you need to get up to speed on these things sharpish.

I think a pacy player at the back in that role is ideal for us, he could boot the ball clear and race onto his own clearance as it falls between the opposition centre back and spring the offside trap. I had Jonno quick earmarked for that role but sadly MP didn't agree.

'Tactically conservative" we were highest goalscorers and had the best goal difference. Other than all that and what has been said above,supersonic is spot in.

Sharp? Cork? Rodriguez? Steven Davis? Chaplow? Fox? Hooliveld? All did well at the level they were signed at and some continue to thrive in a top half premier league squad.

Says the person that dropped a snippet of information to appear ITK but ended up being angry because they look rather silly

He strikes again.

Ricky Lambert.

Why don't you tweet them to express your outrage? Have they no shame? We can't have these organisations getting away with things like this,its a disgrace that their thoughts are with Clarke Carlise and his family, even more vulgar that those that pray might include him in their prayers. These people really are hypocritical scum and we need you to tell them to their social media face how disgusting their behaviour is.

I heard Les could just touch Rodriguez knee and he would be healed.

Rodriguez v stoke away last season

Doing well now, 7 goals in 16 games after a slow start seems to have for into his stride.

6ft 1, mobile, decent record in the championship, looks to have loads of potential and has the all important qualities of being young, hungry and therefore guaranteed to improve. Would come here second choice to Pelle with a view to being his long term replacement. Probably wouldn't cost that much either.

Still think we should go for Patrick Bamford.

Sad, hope he pulls through always seemed a decent guy. That road is not far from me and a notorious accident spot.

Derry bang on the money as usual

We seem to have an ACL recovery expert in our ranks. Hasn't our physio left for Man United? Yet again it appears the mongboard is the perfect recruiting ground for his replacement.

The problem with most fans, especially of big clubs is that they are idiots. They don't understand the game and they simply repeat what the media report and pass it off as their own opinion. I'm surrounded by Liverpool fans who never go to games where i work and you can script it every week, have a listen to talk sport over the weekend and they're repeating it the following day as FACT. I generally try to avoid getting into conversations with these idiots.

Does he read the mirror by any chance?

Kamil Kozawski on the bench

Calum chambers at right back.