Turkish

I'm sure our moron fans will have a hilarious nickname for him by the time he joins, something like Tim Kojak, so just get that to save cash.

She's sanctioned £90m worth of spending in the last three years on players, with more to come, plus £30m on the training ground. Please explain what you mean.

Well we ain't going to sign a player for £20m, that a fact. Clubs of our size don't, we sign or develop players and make them £20m+ players. Asset strip me up.

Ŵe sold lambert for £4m and his replacement cost £7m.

If one more player leaves we know its a fire sale.

All the bell ends are out in force today I see.

My season ticket is not for sale, but if someone wanna to buy it there is nothing I can do to stop them taking it.

Not Brett, I was too busy running the wing, not joeying for the governors like you do.

Good man, now we're getting somewhere. So how do you propose we keep one of those right backs happy, competing for a place in our first team with no guarantees of first choice, play for a midtable finish when he can go to arsenal, earn more money, play in the champions league and compete for the top 4, and be faced with exactly the same scenario in terms of team selection?

Because you can't form an opinion on football matters so how can you form an opinion on if the captains bacon is cooked through?

So you agree as a midtable club, we currently have two right backs at least as good as a much bigger club who is expected to challenge for the champions league this season?

I wouldn't swap either of the for chambers or Clyne, would you?

Who are the decent spurs right backs?

Lallana?

Here it is, knew I'd seen it somewhere http://www.goal.com/en-gb/news/2892/transfer-zone/2013/01/04/3645637/chelsea-arsenal-liverpool-track-southampton-teenager-matt

Hasn't he already been linked with them and Chelsea?!!

Well this is it. One thing to look good in a friendly against a team In a lower league, quite another to do it against international players in huge stadiums. Early signs are good though.

Looked very good. Didn't put a foot wrong. Didn't get forward much but defend well and looked calm and assured. If he's ready for the premier league or not, we'll see.

No. Not of that Brett.

Exactly this. People need to remember where we were 5 years ago!

The Northam remind me of this http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=a91EJpWwLt4

I don't know anyone like that. I've met a few weirdos in Reading who support them and someone else, but never in southampton. Have you? When I was a kid in the 80s lot of people were Liverpool fans. Lots of those lads now support saints and take their kids to SMS a saints fans. So well done in completely inventing a situation that doesn't exist to support your view that we're doomed if we don't win the league

Yet arguably you see more kids in saints shirts around Southampton than anytime in our history.

Incredible isn't it, that so many people 'fail to understand' your ramblings. So many people, yet the problem is all them. Course it is.

Yet still sold that player......