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There is some fantastic amounts of sh*te written on this forum but some of the posts on this thread really are something special.

Are you sure this is the mongboard for you sir?

Which is fine covering for a short term solution for injuries, suspensions etc but not a long term answer. Name the full backs who are equally as comfortable on both sides. Heres one for you, Lahm. Over to you, there must be plenty more.

For the record patred is against us signing him. He saw him play in a league cup game whilst visiting friends in Morecambe. He says caulker was awful, scored an own goal, gave away a penalty and got sent off.

"Small Fry" has owned Ratio for so long he could rent him out.

Chelsea champions Man City Arsenal Man United Down Burnley WBA Villa Promoted Derby Fulham Wigan

I think our squad could be good enough to finish in the top 6, should be aiming to finish in the top 10 but a realistic finish is 17th or above.

Jack Cork now being linked with Palace, QPR, West Brom and Swansea. Get that contact sorted FFS!!

Hasn't caulker signed for Palace?

The Ings one is strange. Some ITKers saying its likely and others saying we aren't interested/haven't made contact. Someone is going to be wrong and with mongbaord ITK credibility at stake this is serious stuff.

Ahh of course, he never said anything like it. What he meant was their squad is good enough to finish above us but a realistic aim is to finish 3 places below us with a likely finish of at least 6 places below us, or something.

First season up? Some were saying that in league one!

That's their version of nick G

I expect lobster lungs and crab kidneys are in meltdown in the Burnley web, slamming the board for running Burnley worse than the venkeys with the outrage that one or their key players has not only disgracefully been allowed to get into the last year of his contract but might be sold to a bigger club. They know something they do, it'll make all burnley fans toes curl and eyes water and theyll tell everyone all about it, just you wait and see.

Top part agree. If Koeman wants to play 4-3-3 the perhaps wide left or as the attack one of the midfield 3.

'Fail' (pmsl) or Mirror to run a story 'Rodriguez seeks USA move' after revealing his desire to move to the mls via twitter

It would be hilarious. Probably stains if they are referring to us by our nickname.

A penalty against a non league team? let's not get too carried away FFS

Neither has Pelle End.

Think the pri*k is you pal.

Turdic misses a sitter and done nothing.

If you did that and kept your feet on the ground at all times you were a Cortese hater who didn't buy into his vision when he was here and part of the anyone but Cortese brigade now.

Yep. If some people had had their way we'd have those two plus Ings as our strikers, wade Elliot on the wing and Brian stock in midfield.

He can hardly do worse than Cortese. Who managed to keep our commerical income lower than Watford despite us being in the premier league and them in the championship in a much small stadium.

The Cortese over anyone brigade are a strange bunch. We are run worse than the Venkys apparently despite arguably an upgrade of manager, two very good signings (on paper), getting top dollar for our two want away stars and new deals on the table to our remaining ones.