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It hilarious that Sky Sports are now labelling this as "Breaking News!" - Senior sources at Southampton say Van Dijk will not be leaving They've been saying this all summer and how is it breaking news that a player no bids have been made for is staying at his current club, they really are a joke.

If there is one thing we have learnt on this forum during Les's time at the club, whatever has gone well has been inspite of him, whatever has gone badly is because of him.

Apologises for not keeping abreast of the changes on your illustrious career By the way having watched you fall on your sorry arse whilst struggling to run 200 metres during the half time interval I'll rest assured that should I ever be unfortunate enough to come across you in person any hiding won't be done by me.

Was thst before or after they ordered their Big Mac meal pal?

Got a great one here lads, remember the old muppet show, manammana song? manamana Mario Lamena manamana he plays for saints Manamana mario lemena He hates the skates Manama etc etc Clap clap clap clap clap

To the tune of the old Paultons Park advert It's a hoot hoot, with Wesley Hoedt The greatest Dutch defender at St Mary's It's a hoot hoot, with Wesley Hoedt He f****** hates Pompey Clap clap clap clap clap

He'd have to be pretty dreadful to be worse than Yoshida and Stephens.

I liked the ones saying its gone very quiet, because there has been no news overnight, why aren't the club giving us regular updates every 30 minutes? They have a twitter account FFS

I've only been to a couple of home game in the last few years. Do we still have helmets dressed in road cone hats, fancy dress etc? One of the wierdest things I saw was a few years ago when Pochetino was manager a load of blokes in white capes, they looked like the Klu Klux Klan, turned out they were hilariously dressed as popes something to do with Popechino, very odd.

He should have done better with the first one, stronger hand and pushed it out wider, the second was unlucky., but ultimately both goals were down to a striker reacting quicker in the six yard box than the defender, I think it was Bertrand who didn't react at all for the first goal and Hernandez nipped in to score. Good poaching when its your striker, sloppy defending when it goes against you. Either way I'm pretty sure with a better central defensive pairing and a leader in the back 4 those goals don't happen.

What we need is a good Hollywood blockbuster to bring an end to it all. rocky Balboa in Rocky 4 went to Russia to fight Ivan Drago and proved that the good old fashioned American warrior spirit will alway overcome the odds, whilst at the same time breaking down communism and ending the Cold War. Maybe its time for a similar one where aging break dancer will smith goes to. Islamic state to take on Daesh top boy in a dance off. He'll arrive to the cold shoulder and be followed around by Isis spies, then in his pre battle training montage he'll practice his moves in a war torn, deserted Iraqi town to the sounds of Run DMC its like that. slowly dozens of Iraqi children come our of their wrecked homes surround him with beaming faces, smiling and dancing along whilst the dismayed ISIS spies shame their head in dismay. Will wins the break dance competition, the american hero is cheered by the audience and given a standing ovations no even Jihad John rises to his feet vowing to change.

Patred44s scouting report of him where he had seen him play a few weeks before signing in a Scottish cup tie v Inverness whilst visiting family. Hooiveld had been awful, given away a penalty and got sent off. When patred44 was told that there hadn't been a Scottish cup tie between the two sides he changed his story to a preseason friendly. When it was pointed out that there was no record of a preseason friendly he then claimed it was a behind closed doors friendly. It was a complete fabrication and yet another lie in his smeer campaign against les Reed which has gone on for several years.

;lol: that'll be why then

Hoedt not even on the bench for Napoli tonight. Perhaps a deal is close

My son is growing up to be Panracial, we don't want him to be limited to a middle class, white sterotype, he needs to be free to decided what colour and race he wants to be. This morning he wanted to go to nursery as a black person so we put black boot polish on his face. The bigoted scum at the nursery wouldn't let him in as it might offend the other two black children there and their parents. I was absolutely disgusted that I wrote a strongly worded tweet about it.

and people say gay marriage and adoption is a good idea Classic example of why this sort of thing should never have been legalised, a generation of messed up kids choosing this lifestyle as a fashion statement as the left wing pressurise them into what they think they should be. I wouldn't be surprised if in years to come people have to come out of the closet to being straight!

The Liebherrs reign - from Nick Nack to odd Job.

The scousers are all in denial though, despite multiple media outlets saying Coutinho wants the move they're still saying he doesn't and its all lies. Funnily enough the same media were reporting he was happy at Liverpool and wanted to stay last year but back then they were all telling the truth ?????

He certainly did. When we signed Jos he claimed he had seen him play for Celtic in a scottish cup match v Inverness a few weeks earlier. He gave a detailed account of Jos's woeful performance in which he gave away a penalty and got sent off. It was quiet soon after pointed out that there hadn't been a scottish cup tie between the two teams so he changed his story to a preseason friendly. Again it was pointed out there there was no record of the game on either clubs preseason friendly results or anywhere else he claimed it was actually a behind closed doors friendly, presumably which he somehow got in to see and is the only person on the planet who knew it ever happened.

Patred will find a way, he always does Remember This is a guy who once invented a football match so he could have a pop at Les Reed over the signing of Jos Hooliveld, providing a detailed match report and assessment of Hoolivleds performance in a match that never took place.

Maybe we should come up with a profound banner as well so he can get used to being surrounded by chringeworthy helmets for when he goes to anfield

What a load of cringeworthy bo llocks.

He's no Mile Jedinak

There is something in that interview we should be uncomfortable with. If this is true Are we being deceived?