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How would the league table look if it only included goals scored between the 23rd and 69th minute by players born in any contient other than Europe that dont have the letters T, Q, R, L, I, P or N in their first or surnames?

Oh when the Saints go marching in, with it's catholic connotations is deeply offensive to non catholics. How are we meant to attact muslim fans to SMS when the song suggests by wanting to be in that number they would have to turn their backs on islam to be a Saints fan?

More than that Pal. Jamie Redknapp said on saturday that if we put Lovern on the market now then he'd be worth £15-£20m. Wanyama and Schinderlin in the £10-£12m bracket and Ramirez probably £8m you've got nearly another £50m from those 4 alone.

More disrespect for our history by taking down the pictures of former glories and replacing them with marketing slogans.

Being addressed, they just signed done a deal for this, watch this space :-)

Where were you when we were sh*t?

It's because all the MOTD cameramen have Parkinsons.

Did you play today Sue?!! tell us all about it! It's exactly like the premier league games going on. Maybe all our Sunday league players could tell us about their games too.

A really basic error at a crucial time in the match, very poor. The problem we have is that such is the hype around hart the other keepers are untried at international level. Forster, Foster and Ruddy are all good keepers but only really have a handful if friendlies now to stake a claim to the England shirt for Brazil. Which isn't ideal at all.

It won't be Danny fox the rabbit would have outpaced him. PMSL

Get back to your spuds Jamie. Do you model yourself on Stephen segal in under siege?

It has potential and the inspiral carpets original is a great song but as usual we arse it up. For a start who ever described a manager joining as signing a manager? The words are wrong as griffo pointed out it not 'tell us what it's like' it's 'this is how if feels to be Pompey' the ideal time for this was when we played them in the championship at their place, not now.

A lot of people call me c*nt after our chairman.

I think you'll find at the time a lot of them were fair comments. Hindsight is a great thing isn't it. I'll happily admit MP has proven me wrong and we are starting to look a very good side, back end of last seasons and the first few games of this we didn't though.

Like your 6 year old boy expecting to see Guly is crap, yes?

No neither of them played for Crystal Palace in the premier league, but palace are a premier league club now, so they have both played for another premier league club. What they haven't done is play in the premier league for another club.

Martin Samuel would have but he want on there for some reason this week.

Nathaniel Clyne and Jose Fonte have.

He speaks for everyone?

This can't be true, the entire media hate us and are trying to destabilise us with their anti saints agenda.

The only good guy to come out of the whole shambles and whose part in the club shouldn't be underestimated. Paid the wages for a while and also made a huge loss on his shares to get Lowe out. I'm also pretty sure he was one of the ones who refused to let SISU take us over when Jim hone and the others wanted them in.

I disagree, as I said on the match thread, our back 7 were so dominant I don't think it would have made any difference. To me its pretty evident poch doesn't fancy him.