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Does your missus still find you sexy in them when you take her out wearing them?

Best Facebook status ever yesterday. 'What gets me if some of the knob heads who were saying last night 'lets get on the street and kill every Muslim' are playing candy crush tonight'

His demolition of lacy was the best performance I've ever seen from a British fighter, no one gave him a chance and he destroyed him. He was so quick and strong. People will say he only beat the like of Jones and Hopkins when they were past their best but end of the day to be world champion for 10 years and retire unbeaten in an incredible achievement.

I like Froch but Calzaghe was the best fighter this country has produced for years, if ever.

Me too. I fancy Froch to stop him later on, about the 10th. Don't think Kessler is as good as last time they met, whilst Froch is and he's got a chin made of granite.

There were a whole host of reasons given when we were talking about this whilst in L1. Because its a nice place to live, they can go for strolls and cream teas in the new forest, their wives would enjoy shopping at West Quay, Portswood and townhill infants schools are up there with the best, its near the sea, only 1.5hrs from London, Marwell zoo and Peppa pig world for thier kids. I kid you not, all these reasons were give as to why a player would pick Southampton over other clubs,

Correct Jamie. His body is not developed yet and expecting him to be a first choice premeir league player then play a summer of football at 17 is asking too much,

And of course as we learnt of the other threads, if someone somewhere is offended by something, then it is wrong.

That's strange. I had a dream that a black man invited me over for fish and chips. I went mental at the invite, but strangely other people went madder than i did, they demanded an apology and went straight to the media who ran a story on racism. It's odd because I really like fish and chips.

The EDL cannot be a racist group as they are campaigning against the religion and extremists, not the race.

Can someone do a table for how the league would look based on how any player a p*ss within 3 hours of the game finishing please, it would be fascinating reading.

Wasn't Paella one of the staple meals for poor spaniards during Francos dictatorship? I hope you never share your ignorant views with any spaniards who lost loved ones during the civil war there.

Still at least this confirms that the EDL weren't being racist last night, as they were protesting against the actions of Islamic extremists, not anyone who isn't English, so everyone can't jump off that bandwagon.

Not really, majestic Channon beat me to it.

Isn't it just as well there was all this hysteria about it then!

On the subject of racism I am surprised to see not one polictician or any of the media describe yesterday's events as a racist attack. I'm sure they would have if it was two white blokes on a black bloke.

Surely there was more for the infamous Nirvana gig?

At lunchtime on a Friday we quite often order Jerk chicken from the local Caribbean take away in Reading, lots of the black boys have it, as do the white boys, Is it racist if a white lad does the order that week and asks them If the want it?

It's clearly bo locks.

all together now....

WHo remembers when Neil Ruddock got in trouble for saying to Patrick Viera he could "smell the garlic" Although none of this is as offensive as the sickena and vile chants heard from large sections of st Marys that some "looks like a wotsit"

That's what Nige said anout Johnno Quick!

I'd take it as a racial insult if someone invited me round for fish and chips or a roast.

Sorry mods, didn't see the other thread. Dont infract me, please.