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HOw do you think they will set up? A team who haven't won for ten games going into on of their tougest fixtures of the season aren't going to come and play passing attacking football are they. They'll park the bus, now for the obvious gag, lets hope it's Nigels bus they park and he is driving and moves it out of the way.

It could work and could be good but i wouldn't mind betting people in the Northam would moan, slag them off and not join in with them being vilified on here as childish knobs etc, we all know a lot of Saints fans seem to have a superiorty complex. I am off to Rome in September and will be going to Lazio or Roma depending on who is at home that weekend. Either way from what i've on telly the atmoshpere they create looks amazing.

If you look at the Ultras in Italy, France, Turkey and some of the eastern European contries their ends look fantastic with everyone stood up singing and big flags everywhere and flares. They take over and end of the ground as their own and are pretty much left to get on with it. For this to happen at SMS you would need everyone from the Notham , Kingsland & Itchen North in the chapel end and create that as our own end and make it like a Kop rather than having the singing diluted around the groud as it is now with than for some reason people thinking they need to be near the away fans. With policing in England at football today though get any sort of atmosphere going is quickly stamped upon by the authorities. We have seen people thrown out and given bans for things like standing up, swearing, or waving flags. Until the authorities lighten up a bit and allow people to relax and enjoy themselves at football rather than being desperate to eject and ban anyone that doesn't toe the line and behave like they are in sunday service at the local church.

Doesn't everyone? I do xxx

Jackie Chan doesn't look like a failed wannabe rock star lookalike. Chris Evans could play RObsk Hugh Grant could play Dell Days.

was that the game when it poured with rain and the Spurs keeper should have been sent off for bring shearer down? Waddle chipped Flowers (?)

He'd do, although possibly Christian Bale, Jason Statham or Ed Norton are a good fit. Although i am prone to bursts of anger so Joe Pesci tends to play those sort of characters well. Dune would have to be Russell Crowe, a great fit after his role in Romper Stomper.

Who would play you? It would have to be someone young and cool, fantastically intellegent but in a cool way. Someone that women want and men want to be, Prehaps Johnny Depp or Brad Pitt?

Well only one really Super Mikey.

I think you'd make a great film director or screen writer Super Mikey. You have all the characteristics of one. Sharp, intellegent, creative, witty etc. With your incredible intellegence and knowledge of everything no bridge would be too far for you. You wouldn't create this bizare films about made up worlds. You'd do real films for real people, cutting edge dramas which are a rollercoaster ride of emotion, gritty yet charming, hilarious yet moving. You would take film making to another level, stretching the envelope, you would stand shoudler to shoulder with Lee, Scorcse, Tarantino etc and "step aside you lot, get out of the photo shot, SuperMikey is all we are interested in"

Plus i've always fancied Jo Wiley. Remember seeing her years ago at Glastonbury caked in mud wearing a short denim skirt and boots, never has a woman looked such a mess but been so incredilby sexy at the same time.

would yah?

To be fair i am coming round to his way of thinking, you cant lose. Saturday if we fail to win, or even a narrow win, its because the team dont want it, we should be blowing teams like Swindon away, squad not good enough etc. If we go two or three up at half time rest players for the next game and we dont score another or concded he can argue this proves we lack quality depth because they didn't do as well as the first 11. If we go on and win 7-0 then we should really be closing the game down and not using up energy with a midweek game to come. He's already implied on this thread that a big win will be both a great win and detremental, got to love it.

You need to get over your obsession with starting arguements with me. On the one hand you say you agree with our man who says he will only be happy with winning 3-0 or more yet now you seem to think a big win wont be a good win and will have a detremental effect of the team. Which is it to be?

Personally if it were me and we were 2-0 up at half time i'd be encouraging the team to go on and smash Swindon to build confidence and send out (another) message to the division. Any team coming of the back of a 5-0 win shouldn't worry about being rested, they should be desperate to play the next game.

according to a survery Southampton has the highest rate of schizophrenia per 1000 of the population in the world. Make of that what you will.

Do you remember that time when we made Elton John & Dame Edna Everage dolls and tortured them, it was brilliant. I liked it when we hung them from the ceiling and set fire to their feet. It was such fun, what followed was better when we told the wardens we were torturing our celebrity nemesys. I still cant believe they outlawed pin down, i used to love that, reminded me of being 7 again at boarding school.

That is surely the greatest single post of all time, still makes me laugh now. :lol:

Ot some darkened Cellar in middle Europe with a table covered in empty packets of crisps and chocolate cars and half finished 2 litre coke bottles.

Darren Bent

"We all know we will p*ss it up the wall against Exeter and Dagenham" Alpine Saints after beating Huddersfield 4-1 "this Ashes series will end up like the last one 5-0 to Australia" Alpine Saint after the first day of the first Ashes test (okay not football but still quality) "In league one Rickie Lambert would score 30 goals, Torres will score about 10" Le God Third Coming "we can sign any player we want and are the most attractive team for any player outside those playing in the champions league" Le God Third Coming "Rickie Lambert should be in the England world cup squad" Tactics "Saints would beat England" numerous posters, before the world cup

It's horses for courses though, i'd start with Barnard every time on a wet ,cold February night away from home when the match is going to be a battle first, passing football second. Gully is a good footballer but not going to be at his best in those conditions. Adkins seems to preach the horses for courses but not practise it.

You're right, we should win every game 10-0 in this league as we have spent 10 times more than everyone else.

Realistically we could and should have beaten them, but on paper Man United should have beaten Crawley 10-0 saturday, Arsenal should have spanked Leyton Orient rather than drawing, Chelsea should have beaten Everton, Sunderland should have beaten Notts Country in the 3rd round. We should have won tonight if football was played out on a computer with attributes and statistics being the decisive factor but it isn't. Yes we should be top two and we would be but for our shocking start. We are playing catch up, but i still believe we are good enough to go up ideally by automatic but if not by the play offs. What is unrealistic is our fans expecting us to win every game 5-0 and the the dispear when we dont citing money spent as the reason why we should win. Look at Man City, money guarentees f*ck all. Win saturday and it's 4 points from 2 games in a week again and in February have taken 11 from 5 games, a good return, keep it up and we go up, people need to measure our performances and form over 5 or 6 games not 90 minutes.