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Alan Lee will be a decent signing for them. THe problem is half of our fans are deluded, thinking everyone is queuing up to join us, people saying we can sign who we want, can spend what we want, have to have 3 quality players in each positon and one person even said we were a more attractive proposition for James Beattie than Glasgow Rangers FFS, somes how idiotic some of the posts on here are. They seem to forget we are a L1 club.

No. Anyway, i insist that mine is the best, Gully, Gully, GUlly, Gully, Gully His name, means anal in the urban dictonairy... TO the tune of Doe a Deer. Tis true as well, look it up.

I've got an idea, leave university and get a job in England and start paying back all the UK taxes and loans you have used over your time at University.

it would have been even funnier if she had pushed the microphone into the bench then smashed her eyes and nose with it, breaking her nose and giving her a couple of shiners.

Martin seems to have moved above Seabourne in the pecking order. Didn't go last night but if he did a good job on KD that is a good sign as he is a better version of what he'll face week in week out. I think the criticism of Jaidi is a bit harsh, he hasn't been great but not that bad either, we know he has no finesse, he is not that type of player. He is probably one of those players that needs 4 or 5 games to really get into his stride in a season.

Marquee signing is the In phrase being given to anyone at the moment, i'm surprised Gully wasn't labelled as such. Another f*cking ginger being linked though, bloody cheek asking for £20k a week with ginger hair.

Another 'risk' signing then, Alpine will have a heart attack!!

I think he'd be a very good signing, but not at £20k a week. One player wont win us promtion, it'll be a team effort. We've been here before remember Mark Hughes?

old news, apparantly we were after him but he wanted £20k a week.

Good shout!

always put a landing pad, wipe the seat and have a little ring of toliet paper on the seat my arse is not where anothers mans has been. Service stations seem to be partcularly vile at the moment despite claims to clean them every hour. I think it was Leigh Delamare, which was a shame as it's a personal favourite of mine, made me go into three cubilcles before a i could find a clean one.

nothing IMO.

Hardly saying you are from the Jungle is it, you should change your user name to Derek Vinyard.

From the Amazon, ie the Jungle, some of the PC brigade might be offended. Unless of course you meant we got him online?

Bit racist.

Who would you like to see us sign, who would make you happy?

Or reason to think that he knows what he is doing and can spot a good player maybe?

what's the point of this thread? There have been some really funny, clever and original ideas and also some really sh*t ones but we all know it'll be "theres only one Gully" something equally as lame. Anything slightly contrversial will have the PC brigade out and anything that requires a knowing more than two lines outside of the standard repetoire will be sung and clapped so quickly it'll sound sh*t.

to the tune of Doe a deer from Sound of Music Gully, Guly, Gully, Gully, GUlly His name means bum f*ck in the urban dictionary....

Because he wasnt good enough, prehaps?

Kevin Phillips we also released as a youngster. Jelle Van Damme, Maik Taylor, Andy Townsend.

nah mate, it's Papa Waigo, better than them all.

In the the league they did yes, Barnard 9 in 15 and Connolly 7 in 10. I dont give a stuff about the JPT stats as i said earlier scoring goals againat Torquay doesn't make you a L1 star.

Err Shearer, Mark Wright, Gareth Bale, Theo Walcott, Kevin Phillips, Dennis Wise, Martin Craine, Matthew Mills, Tim Flowers, Jeff Kenna, want me to go on???

Exactly my point, two goals against Torquay does not make you a star. Connolly, Barnard and Lambert all have a better goals to starts ratio than Waigo, hence why he was 4th choice striker.