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was it a bit like that scene in fight club? I've done that before.

After a bit of advise on this one. Got a load of chinese students at the end of our road and never looked at any of them twice, until the other day i saw one in some tight fitting shorts and t-shirt which exposed her pert bum cheeks and toned stomach. I went over for a quick chat and she started flirting with me in her yappy little voice i knew it was obvious she wanted some of what i have got (i dont mean the bottle of lucazade i was drinking) Anyway, since then i cant stop thinking about her, saw her the other day and she gave me a wink and a smile and said 'herro Mister, how are you?' dead flirty like. The only problem with this is she is only 4ft 5 and has got one eye. Is it wierd to have a fantasy about a chinese one eyed midget or is it normal? ANyone else got any wierd fantasies?

being blown out by Stu!!!

glad to hear it, maybe you'll stop making refernce to it all the time then.

hmmmm, doesn't sound like it too me....

THere you go again, pandering to him, get over it.

i knew Malc well and found out this morning, such a shock. Really nice fella and a proper saints fan through and through. Will be sadly missed. Thinking of his wife Chris at this sad time.

ask Stu.

Well i dont know how many there are so i dont know if i can or not do i!!!

you're not wrong.

Yeah, you do look bloody awful in that photo to be fair.

Really? I thought you loved them? Skate Sythmpathiser.

Would she not agree to immediately move in together and have children? Is that why it was never going to work?

I might offer to hold his coat for him while he weighs you in.

Dont try and use me to get out of what you have been saying about her. To be fair from the pictures you showed me she doesn't look the sort of girl that would do ATM, so i never believe you anyway.

You shouldn't be at football, you should be at home cooking his tea for when he finishes golf.

The other problem you are going to have is that the Skate ex and father of the child will probably want a straighter with you and will no doubt kick your c*** right back to Romsey.

So you haven't even done that yet and you are talking about adopting her kids? Your true colours are showing- oh whats this i have just found on the shelf???

When is the right time to start discussing moving in together and adopting each others children? Is it when you the relationship is solid and ongoing or before you have even started going out with each other?

Moving in? Adopting kids? That is not discussing realtionship behaviour, that is psycho, Fatal Attraction behaviour. If i started seeing a bird and they started talkinglike that before we'd even started courting they'd be down the road. Mind you, in your case, beggers cant be choosers.

Stop trying to deflect the attention from your transgressions. Its game over for you love, might bump into you in town one day wearing your Pompey shirt with Pompey 4 Eva on the back.

You are ****ing wierd. Talking about moving in together and adopting the girls kid when you aren't even 'courting' yet. Are you getting to that i'm 30 and left on the self paranoia, hence the reason you keep trying to convince everyone that all the girls love you?

okay then Skate sympathiser. I think Stu did the right thing to be honest, you have been tainted, no self respecting saints fan will go within 100 feet of you now.

how did you find out?

Who did he support? And if he prefers them to us then he is in my book. YOU SKATE LOVER