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Isn't every signing? So least season he played in a team that was playing the league above our level, albeit in a foreign country, and that team was promoted, so to top flight, so it's a bit like us signing Kevin Nolan. How has Dicksons signing not worked out, after TWO games?

It's not hard to understand you being underwhelmed, not hard at all. Who where you expecting? Who would have made you all warm and glowing?

Such as? We tried to get Bailey and Danns and failed. Weren't you clamouring for the return of Papa a while back? he was a local lad wasn't he. You've got one of the signings you were depserate for, surely you must have raised a tiny little grin when you saw it announced?

You're right, they probably didn't do any research on him, just looked on Champ manager and picked anyone who was available. Fact is not every signing does work out, Veron, Crespo, Schevhenko etc, who'd have thought that when they signed. So why gamble £1m on someone that might not, when you can get them for minimal outlay have a look at them, them look at us and assuming all goes well get a permenant deal. Do you not agree or should we just sign him for the sake of it? If it doesn't work out f*ck it, we are rich, it's only a £1m quid.

Why? Surely this is ideal. What appears to be a decent player here who wants to prove himself, if he is good he is ours, if he turns out to be sh*te we send him back and not lumbered with big wages and spent a large fee on someone who aint up to it, how can the way this deal is structured be anything other than a good thing?

there he is

Or go with 5 in midfield with Puncheon, GUlly and Lallana advanced with Barnard and Connolly on the bench.

But what about if he gets injured? Who is going to cover for him then? We need to sign another player in case of this. And it's on f*cking loan, loans are not the answer.

oh look, something has happened, happy now?

Yep, two games in, it is f*cked.

we are 2 hours and 6 minutes into Monday morning Alp's what did you expect? A 9am announcement of 3 new signings?

The police ban everyone in the Northam and Itchen North for persist standing and abusive chanting directed at them. AP calls for calm as Saints fail to win at least one more game between now and October and the fans call him tactically inept and no longer the man for the job RL sustains a minor knock and has to come off for 20 minutes of the home game against Bournemouth, his loanee cover player makes his debut and doesn't score a hatrick with his first three touches leading the fans to declare him as not the answer and a poor signing. Our new wonder signing from Italy, who everyone declared as the new Pele on his arrival despite having never heard of him, doesn't perform at 10/10 in every game, and average a goal a game with 9 assists a game and everyone slates him as not being the answer and bad business Depsite strengthening our defence, midfield and attack during the last week of the window, certain posters claim that our squad is weaker than when we finished 8th the PL and we have no ambitions to be promoted

Why? What do we know about him? a 4 minute you tube clip of his best bits, that is all. Yes he looks a decent player but who wouldn't if they just showed their best bits in a short film. The much meligned Paul Telfer (who i though was okay by the way) scored a terrific 30 yarder for us when he was here, stick that on a video with a few other passes, tackles etc then i am sure everyone would give him the same reaction. Until we have seen him deliver consistantly over a few months we cant really comment on if he is the Lionel Messi of League One. It always makes me laugh when you see people cracking one out over a player who a few days earlier no one had never even heard of. So in summary would i be pleased if we signed him? Probably, looks decent enough based on what i have seen, would i be overjoyed and praising the management and the board for the greatest signing since Keegan? No, well at least not until he proves himself.

I like him, he is frustrating yes, he is a 6 out of 10 or a 9 out of 10 player. But what he does have is the ability to create something out of nothing.

Has he signed then? See Quasie is without a club, HCDAJFU in midfield.

cant have Beattie either, he left in Jan before we were relegated. mine. Davis Baird Fonte Higginbottom Harding Walcott Oakley Anders Svenson Bale Crouch Jones Subs Bart Mills Andrew Davies Fitz Hall Harding Delap Fuller Lambert Lallana

Ostlund over Baird???

So what happened to her? I thought she was the one you were keen on? But then when she dumped you all of a sudden the Skate was, and then mysteriously she is no longer in the picture. Dont worry mate, you dont have to prove anything to me, you just keep living the dream.

and some will always find things to ***** and complain about. No names, you know who you are.

What about the one that dumped you on the sunday night after top gear, you know the one who you reakon dumped her boyfriend to be with you, only to dump you the next day. That is two in three days.

You certainly do tend to punch above your weight if what you say is true. I have no proof that you have "slammed" any of the women you claim to have, just your word for it. However, what concearns me and should concearn you greatly, is that you only 'slam' them once. Which leads to me conclude it is either bullsh*t or one or more of the following 1/ you are not very good at it 2/ the sight of you big fat white, spotty arse bouncing up and down on them reviles them so much they never want you anywhere near them again 3/ your BO problem means the smell of you turns their stomach & 4/ a symapthy **** is just that, which is why they only do it once.

which is all they ever want to be......

What a completely idiotic, snobby, ignorant comment that is.

This was his most ludicrious and out of touch statement ever, if i remember rightly he said following our relegation in 2005, that depsite being relegated we have a lot to be proud of, with first class catering and a radio station. As if this in some way should compensate for relegation.

I bumped into one of your mates last night, i wasn't too bad, been worse. Knackered today though.