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I gave up on pre-season friendlies a few years ago and watched that against my better judgement. Wish I hadn't bothered. We learn little from these games except don't bother with friendlies, they just wind you up.

That commentator. Oh my word, what a muppet.

Really, it's ok to admit you're wrong.

It is not I that's confused companero. I suggest you take a look at the team sheet and listen to the commentator.

Juamni?? How does Juan Miguel become Juamni? And Leipzig pronouced Leepsig, that's another cracker.

http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-of-science/wp/2015/07/08/new-map-of-pluto-reveals-a-whale-and-a-donut/?

Good answer but you're wasting your time on him.

I should think its quite likely. Probably needn't be £5m though

Presser.

Absolutely. What goes around comes around. Have it Levy.

Twas tongue in cheek a little bit. The comparison is superficial. They both run fast with their heads down and seem quite one footed. Beyond that, they could be chalk and cheese for all I know, which obviously isn't much.

I'd put it down to Saints playing with wide players up front that we signed, so that Clyne wasn't getting forward so much, but your theory could explain his being dropped against Hull and Hodgson's incoherent explanation for dropping him for England.

David Nugent with nobs on.

Portsmouth's in Hampshire.

Clyne runs down his contract (maybe) and he's a disloyal money grabber. Koeman says he'll see out his contract and we're pleased.

Sorry Wade but Liverpool have nothing in common with Burnley and Preston.

Unlikely to be a typo and not completely far fetched though odd to use in modern day English. The origin of the word relates to secrecy.

http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/liverpool-table-increased-125m-offer-9522415? New offer of up to £12.5. Apparently Clyne has a "burning desire" to join "the Reds". And no intention of signing a new contract.

I think you've hit the nail on the head...if you'll pardon the expression.

Yeah nobhead.

Yeah Seaport. Its more about terminology than geography. Nobody would describe Liverpool, Cardiff, Bristol, Hull as seaside towns so why Southampton? Well, because it fits with the picture being portrayed in the article of some bunch of lightweights that have been propelled into the big boys club by Frau Liebherr.

That's really good. Thank you. FC Kairat it is then.

From the Telegraph: "La Liga side left in limbo while Jose Mourinho considers other options." "Alderweireld has been told by Atlético that Chelsea are interested in signing him, but the player fears the Spanish club are using the Premier League champions as a way to try to drive his price up." "Tottenham Hotspur and Southampton, where Alderweireld spent last season on loan, are also interested in the 26-year-old but are waiting to see Chelsea’s next move."