jawillwill

Sheep....and snakes.

Just got in. Have I missed much today? Quick summary anyone?

Sometimes you just can't argue against the things they write about you though. http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/2485595/Portsmouth-fans-ugliest-as-Liverpool-land-Premier-League-beauty-crown.html

The bass from my neighbour's stereo. If I'm honest it's beginning to **** me off.

Seriously, can you imagine if that rule was put in place. You'd have everyone from 6th or 7th (i.e. not in Europe) downwards to those who are just safe from relegation trying to lose on purpose to avoid a points deduction. Also, you'd have similar situations at the top. This year for example, now Man Utd have won the title, Liverpool and Chelsea would both be pretty eagre to finish 3rd. Punishing teams for being better than other teams, is simply a rubbish idea. Sorry. Why not switch the prize money around instead? For example the team which finishes bottom should receive the amount the champions do, and the Champions would recieve nothing. That would allow the lower teams to catch up a bit. Brilliant. P.s. Have you heard about the rules in the SPL. They're nuts! Just look at the table. 7th has more points than 6th. Irrelevent to this thread, I know, but I thought it my duty to let you all know.

I'm impressed at how much stupidity has been squashed into this one post, but the bit I've highlighted is something special.

Oh when the Saints?

Le Tissier has a rest on Sundays.

Qunts speed HTH

Come on FFS ....do it yourself!

They signed Mido and we missed out, despite him changing the background on his website to red.

It's all gone a bit quiet in there lately anyway to be honest.

Swansea have just won the award for best pitch in the football league...

Unfortunately Master Bates has a season ticket.

You really are heartless aren't you?! This is a poor old woman who never knew her father because of the tragedy, and here you are boasting about the merchandise you're getting out of her. I bet she felt great whilst signing it for you. Although, quite frankly, I can't believe she'd agree to sign it for you at all. After all, she's not a celebrity; I have reason to believe you're lying. As usual.

I thought this was going to be a thread about Wiltshire Saint's girlfriend.

Why would anyone want to w@nk all over his face? You've got some issues mate. Some serious issues.

I would have been less than 50. Probably less than 20. Actually, less than 5.

I think that's a good idea. Take out a few blocks worth of seating somewhere like the Itchen North Corner (seeing as it's always closed) and replace it with terracing. It'll be sure to attract a bit of much needed extra revenue every week.

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Never before have I been so disappointed to know bestiality is illegal in Britain. I wish I lived in New Zealand.

Be a dear and lend me a tenner will ya'?

I know people will think this sounds very far fetched but I heard a rumour when I was in West Quay yesterday about some wealthy men from Tajikistan who are here with relation to the club and have some sort of link with the Minogue family (Kylie and Danni etc.). Anyone heard much about this?

Lol I was thinking of Shirley when reading this post. By far the most ****gable girl on EastEnders.