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Does it? What were the last 3 games we have played as the first opposition for a new manager?

Does anyone know if it should be possible to plug a router in to any phone socket in the house? Reason I ask is that ours only works in one of them, which annoyingly is the other side of the room I want it (is there such a thing as a 'master' socket which it must be plugged in to?). I could just feed a long ethernet cable all around the room, but seems a bit of a faff...

50/50 chance I might be in Southampton for this, but won't know until the day. What are the odds of tickets still being available on the day?

I was wondering that the other day. I hope he is alright - I remember him saying that he wasn't in very good health a while back...

Tallies up with the rumour I heard that Lallana allegedly/mistakenly sent sexually explicit photos of himself and Lovren to Hugo instead of VVD. Red faces all round.

Yes, far more. Are you familiar with the concept of what knighthoods are supposed to be for/represent?

Defoe does seem like a good chap and what he's done seems nice, in what is a very sad situation. But knighthood? Really? There are thousands, if not millions of people in the country more deserving than him. This to me seems like the bare minimum people like footballers should be doing for fans who see them as their idols.

You consider Fanny a potential cult hero?

Do all SportsDirect's sell them, or just a small number of shops in the Southampton area? Anywhere near south London likely?

So when will MP arrive (I'm sure the question has been asked multiple times elsewhere)? Would have thought this would be a good opportunity to meet the youngsters before everyone else arrives. And when are pre-season fixtures likely to be announced (again I'm sure it has been asked multiple times)? Seems odd that going in to July we have only announced 1. Seems late even by Saints standards, although I'm sure someone will soon be along to tell me thay in 2013 we didn't announce any fixtures until 2:46 on the 6th July, or something.

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Any one else think Neil Warnock would be worth a punt? Had Premier League experience but also knows the lower leagues, so could help us find the new Rickie Lambert.

I was stumped for anything else to say, yes. His tiresome bull**** contributes absolutely nothing worthwhile to any discussion on SWF. "Imagine if he said this...". What a ****tish thing to say on so many levels.

Every time I think Batman can't possibly sound like more of a stupid bell-end than he already is, he makes himself sound like an even stupider ****ing bellend with his very next post. It is actually quite impressive.

I have absolutely no idea who that player is, but I'd find it highly amusing if we signed him for a miniscule fee (for us) but one they couldn't refuse. And then we let him rot, nowhere near the first team.

Just seen that...assumed it was a joke from the Daily Mash or something at first. They really are a very odd club. Perhaps we should unveil a banner or Teresa May to celebrate the Tory success in the local elections here.

Was something about tiny nappies for premature babies and randomly showed a little Saints onesie ('Saints newest dribbler'). Actually a better advert for Saints than the Virgin advert.

First Virgin Media, now I see we also feature in the latest Pampers advert. Probably a joke about being sh!t in there somewhere, but all publicity is good publicity...

I don't know how much water they use, but the UK, particularly in the south and south-west is on the verge of a water crisis at the moment and drought management actions such as hose-pipe bans are not beyond the realms of possibility in coming years, if not this year. Therefore, I am sure there would be more efficient uses of water than managing it. I have no huge strength of feeling on what would be better, but yes, I supposs housing would serve a greater purpose to society. Alternatively, areas could be used for nature conservation whilst also retaining their purpose as leisure attractions. In any case, I'm not suggesting getting rid of exisiting golf courses, but I certainly don't think the world needs any more new ones, particularly those which destroy the rarest and most protected areas, such as Trump's monstrosity in Scotland.

He didn't actually ask for an idiot to respond.

I in no way support UKIP, but golf courses do pose a huge environmental problem through destruction of valuable ecosystems and wastage of water. They are essentially acres and acres of vast, sterile land. Not only that, they attract millions of bell-ends like Donald Trump and various footballers to play on them thinking it provides them with a higher place in society. "The construction and maintenance of golf courses is harmful to fragile ecosystems the world over. Its proliferation as the international pastime of the leisure class is multiplying the problem, and its approval by governments and societies epitomises the wasteful and scurrilous approach to development that is replicated in miniature on millions of suburban lawns. According to a United Nations Environment Programme report on the impact of tourism: "Golf course maintenance can also deplete fresh water resources. In recent years golf tourism has increased in popularity and the number of golf courses has grown rapidly. Golf courses require an enormous amount of water every day and, as with other causes of excessive extraction of water, this can result in water scarcity. If the water comes from wells, overpumping can cause saline intrusion into groundwater. Golf resorts are more and more often situated in or near protected areas or areas where resources are limited, exacerbating their impacts."" https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2007/jun/14/thecaseagainstgolf

And bigger than all but 5 in League 1...

As 0-0s go i didnt really think it was that full. Fairly entertaining actually and were dominant for the first 60 minutes. I think any team would struggle when (arguably) thier 3 most influential players are out injured.

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Oh great, another CB likely to be out for a while. Really hope Stephens and Caraces cope OK and stay fit for the rest of the season. Sent from my SM-G920F using Tapatalk