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Hmm, let's think. 47 times... About a pint-and-a half.

No, no, no, you're all wrong. Today is the day when the Righteous are saved. There's a further five months before the End Of The World on October 21st. At least I'll get my holiday in and see Saints above the skates again.

Excellent news. Shows we really are building for the future. Well done Nigel!

Is that tied up with the survey of the gas works, I wonder?

So how would this work for the Blue Few? Nice idea for money-launderer types. All those £250s up front...computer glitch...a ticket to the nearest extradition-free tax-haven, please!

Nice little printer for the price. Good for basic printing and not too bad for photos. I know it's always easy to say spend a little bit more, but if your budget can stretch to it, have a look at the Canon Pixma MG5250, £130 in Argos, but £99 at Amazon.

Canon seem to be leading the market at the moment. Good quality, esp photos, and inks are not the most expensive.

Perhaps Sky needs to flex its financial muscles? Or perhaps it already does...

Better to use the PC3 for consistent results, then merge the three PDFs in Acrobat or similar. As B Rabbit's suggestion.

Most things by Hans Zimmer, particularly Gladiator.

Got a copy from the Oxfam bookshop a few weeks ago. Started reading it last weekend - about a third of the way through. Easy to read, but very absorbing.

Good spot! So the FSA finds him dodgy but the FA doesn't (allegedly)?

Two daughters, a son-in-law and the mrs - every one of them has had the same problem at one point or another, sometimes two or three times. That's with iPhones 3 & 4, iTouch, current iPod classic and two different generations of iPod Nano all on different computers (including one mac). Ipods are great pieces of hardware, but iTunes is utterly crap software. Make sure you take backups of your files and either: a) Don't upgrade iTunes; or b) Try one of the iTunes alternatives that are around - google it. My own solution is MP3s, an Android phone and a whacking great micro-SD card. No problemo...

Nope - still crashing

Thanks Nigel. Time now to put the bus in the garage, fill the tank, pump the tyres, wash the windscreen and buff it up for August. Awesome stats BTW.

They should take out a couple of rows of seats and erect a plinth in front of the directors box for these occasions - like an old-style Wembley affair. After all this sort of thing could turn out to be a regular event.

So sad, really nice guy. He was so intense and passionate about his work.

Go to bed Eric - it must be about 4am there? Oh ... and Carlton Palmer?????!!!!!!!

Away team: Dino Zoff Paolo Maldini Franz Beckenbauer Johann Cruyff Jurgen Klinsmann Beginning to look a bit one sided - and I haven't mentioned any Brazilians yet.

Anyway, I guess the poll is now over with Fonte getting 2/3rds of the vote?

No. But he is a Saint.

OFFICIALLY celebrating our promotion AT ST MARY'S at about 5pm.

And more points than QPR...

P**pey's Theory of Special Relativity*: Clotts is 'Special' and what he's done Relative to Avram Grant's 'amazing achievements' is 'incredible'. (*as opposed to P**pey's Theory of General Relativity - Sister is Mother, etc).