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Bad dive there from Tadic. Symbolic of our second half so far.

Ryan Shawcross booked because he can't tie his shoelaces.

Mane scores! Cracker!

Morgan hits the bar!

Stoke have already done better than Sunderland did in the whole 90 minutes. Much better organised, stronger in the tackle. We are trying too hard when going forwards. They seem to be winning all the 50/50 free kicks..

Stoke are a big team. We've started well but we have to score I think - they'll muscle their way in.

What a waste of talent Rickie on the bench when they are struggling to create and score goals. Hardly living the dream is he.. We don't need him anymore.

I think Tadic assisted 5.

7-0!?!?!!!

6-0 Insane!

5-0! WOW!

This is surreal. They've really handed it to us so far but we are playing good attacking football!

Probably an OG but it was going in anyway.

What a strike from Vergini. ha ha ha

Sloppy from Chambers. Hasn't had a great night.

Townsend gets on. Poor Clyne. Maybe next game...

That amuses me probably more than it should.

I'd say it's likely he won't get on today. Rooney will go off for Lambert later on.

Selva would surely take it to boost his record 8 international goals

If San Marino score it'll be historic. Not scored away since 2001 I think I read?

Clyne on the bench is a total joke. Poor bloke must have thought he'd start being the only right back in the squad. Chambers was the emergency callup..

Glad to see Clyne in there. But there's the usual bunch of joke call-ups too (Townsend, Lambert)

Amazing to be second after 6 games. You'd expect us to tail off as the season goes on but what a start! And what a great team we seem to have full of committed and energetic players with the skills to match.

QPR will have been learning hard lessons so far. They'll no doubt be improved this time around. But hopefully we've got enough variety about us to get the win regardless.

How did Mane play? I missed all but the last 10 minutes of the match. Thought Morgan was solid at the end there when we needed him most.