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Deppo, can you hear me? What should it be? Make your mind up, the ref's waiting....

Their defence has wobbled a bit lately, probably lack of concentration. Add a bit of narkiness on top, and given our injury woes its looking like the kind of game where there's a bit of a surprise. As we've looked a bit nervy lately, it being Brighton may relax us psychologically as well. I think Connolly may score and we'll come up with a win.

"Oi, you've just twisted my nipple!" "Yep, running in front of the technical area always makes me feel a bit of a tit".

What, are we kicking off before they've finished?

Only in the summer with my tracky. In the winter it would aggravate my skin condition when I parade shirtless at matches to show off my club badge tattoo.... oh sh*t, you b*st*rds want to change it... I never thought... sorry, concentration waivered there.... I never thought that might happen.

I agree with the cool Z bit. Can't we have COR-TAY-ZEE over the top of a train diesel engine, and MC LEE-BURR underneath, all spray painted on a background of a grey railway-siding wall covered with arrows and other imaginative ziggy-zaggy lines fully capturing the creativity of yoof. In fact, let's make a job of it by having the badge take up the entire front of the shirt and we can have a few red and white stripes on the back largely obliterated by players' names pefixed by Bro'. And to pacify those fans over 40, the player's numbers could be used to deliver lessons in simple arithmetic (e.g. Bro' Rikki Lambert 4+5-2=?)

Did anyone give you permission to listen properly and get the obvious meaning out of his comments? You are a football fan and it's obligatory to hear what you want to hear, not what is actually said, and intended. Sit on the naughty step for 30 mins.

Now I'd have believed it if you'd said on your mother's side. That wouldn't have been so wierd.

Tony Godfrey would have been better had he actually grown. What was he, 5'9"? Would have been an excellent keper if he'd been taller.

You're right. It wouldn't be the same team without them.

You've not stopped performing, have you?

Similar. I work behind the counter at SMS and dip the tip of my penis in everyone's bovril before I take their money.

Why? New ground coming on, big crowd guaranteed if Saints were the visitors in the Champ, so from a business perspective, they'd want us up with them. Without us the only south coast derby would be with the skates, so I'm sure they will want to up the quality of the visiting south coast supporters!

.. he is worse at cards than the physio.

I think you'd get a "Miracle Certificate" from the Pope.

Ban him for being intelligencist.

He may well be lucky he hasn't been charged with violent disorder - the police's current favourite catch-all charge if three people even threaten aggro. The problem with the VD charge is that you could hit (or even threaten to hit) someone in self-defence, and if one other person joined in that could make up the three persons which is all the police need (apart fom a witness). You might not even know, have wanted or even expected a third to get involved, but get charged with VD rather than assualt (or affray) and face the much stiffer penalty. The choice of charge is becoming rather arbitrary, and arbitrariness is not justice.

Ha Ha..... put down your tennis raquet and I'll meet you in the Arts theatre........

Was 'here' Rochdale's ground, or behind the sofa?

But a win or draw would have been better! All you can say is "if the loss doesn't affect confidence, and we win the next few games, losing this game might not cost us".

So you can make me a necklace for the missus?

As your name suggests you aren't from this planet, so presumably you aren't aware of how many promotions he has gained.

Only if we have a referendum first - I prefer STV (that's not sexually transmitted virus, either, though maybe that is preferrable to AV).

Is that following the forum's voting rules to the letter?

It's in the building somewhere.