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Did you get it to repair your boiler?

They've even dropped Kerry. She doesn't even rate as has-been now. Poor cow.

Not me - I have no brothers. You can still send me a tenner if you like though

Just watched "Grumpy Old Men" and agree with every word. Just me, or do you agree? Discuss

Nope sorry - don't know what you mean

Ridiculous FFS. Don't start another "loose when you mean lose" "Haitch' when you mean "aitch" Etc etc type rewriting of English spelling. Wonker.

I wonder what Adkins opinion of this "periodisation" is. I've no doubt he's aware of it - it seems to be in his area of expertise.

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err... that's accept. Oh dear.

Pardon? Oh, tries too hard. I see - got it.

+1 Holier than thou. Sorry BTF

He was here before the Liebherrs arrived, and we would have sold him like a shot had we had even a reasonable offer. He was meant to be an Arsenal player-in-waiting when he first came here - I don't notice Wenger showing any interest now. Bet he's interested in Chamberlain though.

Sorry, but I think he's pants. Emperor's new clothes somebody said - spot on. No doubt someone will come on here telling me I know nothing about football, but its only my opinion - he's just another sideways midfield merchant a la Ray Wilkins. Funny how no big club has come in with a big money offer if he's such a genius - must be the subtelty.

On a lap?

I think it was pretty obvious when he was here that Gareth Bale wasn't really a full back - more of a left midfielder. A bit like Wayne Bridge really.....

The great British public will make sure of that

Pompey 1 - 1 QPR Plucky Pompey concede injury time equaliser. Shame Lawrence sent off

What about parallel sashes on the front - would make diagonal stripes. It'd be different. All right, all right, just a thought.

I see wiki has already been edited with this pearl of wisdom. They won't need big stadia in the 2011 RWC as its in New Zealand and there's hardly anyone there to fill them. The place is practically empty.

Perhaps you could fill that void in your life by doing some much needed boiler maintenance.

ISA ISA baby

There are 50. Alaska was 49th, Hawaii 50th and Harold Wilson wanted us to be 51st. There used to be talk of the Philippines joining too.

I know 2 people who have closed their accounts because of those ads.

He's the best striker at the club when fit, no doubt. But he'll probably be back in the treatment room soon. Has this been said before? Oh.

Did anyone actually commit suicide before the penalty? What a bunch of drama queens.