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Never hear haitch on the BBC - now that HD is here. They must teach their announcers properly. Unlike certain other channels.

I totally agree with dune. Crikey! So is "would of" to become correct instead of "would have" just because loads of uneducated people say it?

Ron Davies

After watching the strongarm tactics used by his team at at SMS, and apparently at the Withdean as well, I'm SO glad he isn't our manager.

SSN no longer on Freeview - can't expect the club to shell out on Sky - would probably cost over £50 a month with sports 'nall

He got his own back though by sending us Bradley.

A couple of seasons after Leicester moved to the Walkers, the South Today evening team linked us up to Filbert Street to see how some local team was 'getting on'. These people get paid for this. And as we all know, ITV are even worse - and get paid more.

All he had to do was stand there

More clueless stuff from South Today

Arrogant tosser Should be made to do a week down a coal mine, or collect trollies in the middle of winter for a week in a supermarket car park on their sort of money. Maybe then he'd stop moaning about "only" making 4 grand for 10 minutes "work" ****-poor attitude - c*nt.

Maybe NA put him on the bench to cheer him and his dad up after the news about his grandma. I'm not entirely sure I'm joking. Nah, I must be. Mustn't I?

Excellent made me lol. On a lighter note I liked the Pope's nightie on day 1.

Thank you for your expert view. Worryingly though you don't seem to have learned our manager's name yet.

Please do

The Catholic Church has gone particularly soft in recent years. They should re-introduce the Inquisition, witch burning, and other similar measures. This would go down well in Portsmouth and the rest of the Third World.

Unfortunately JP Morgan were one on those megalithic Wall Street banks that got us into this f*ucking mess in the first place. Does your mate give a sh*t? I suspect not.

Remember though that Brown had ended "boom & bust" for ever with his economic miracle, sold our gold reserves for whatever price he could get as obviously the price of gold was going to tank because it would never be needed as a hedge again. No wonder the bankers were caught up in this logarithmic rise in prosperity for ever, as we all were. Everybody forgot the truth that,s been going on for thousands of years - there are periods of boom and periods of bust. The world has been bust since the year 2000, and will continue to be bust until 2016 at least. We are in a bull rally in a bear market - expect markets to fall by 60% from here before any recovery. The figures from the US are scary.

If you think it's over you're wrong. It'll get a lot worse yet. The "recovery" is built on sand - it won't last - the real depression is coming - soon!

Exactly - Gordon Brown economist genius - oh my aching sides!! Did you notice how Mr. Prudent stopped using the 'P' word his the last few years? What a c*ck.

I've been p*ssing money up against the wall for years now - I can't understand why I'm not a millionaire. It's not rocket science.

On a slightly different tack, I reckon that some so-called "HD" channels, especially from overseas, are just standard definition broadcast at higher contrast, and not HD at all.

Look, he hasn't even f*cking got here yet. Give the bloke a chance. He's got qualifications to manage a football club, more than you can say for most of these ex-England premiership footballers have, a la Shearer. Don't forget that Bates and McMenemy were practically unknown when they started as managers here too.

Who do you reckon the right manager is then Dalek?

Wilf McGuinness, fatastic success at Man U and still only 72! Or maybe not.

Could this be just a little bit of a wind-up? Ah, these nippers eh dog.