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This comes from the Observer. The sports editor of the Observer has acknowledged that he is a Pompey fan. No wonder they thnk that Pompey fans deserve better!!

BMW's are the worst of the worst. I am not sure about Mercedes. If you want a good laugh go into the motoring forum and follow the thread about someone "doing an Agnew" & putting unleaded petrol into their diesel car. At the moment that thread is halfway down the second page. Within about 15 posts, NC had turned into an attack on large sections of humanity - especially BMW and Audi drivers. Its a classic. I just guess that the pharmacy had run out of his medication that week.

If you really want to see NC's compulsive disorder, tell him that you drive an Audi. That really gets him going!!

Red Lobster serves good seafood at rasonable prices.

PMSL For this nonsense please read: Even I am so embarrassed by the rubbish that I have been writing on this thread that I am stopping. Wes and others have run complete rings round me but I am not man enough to confess this ... but before I go let me throw one more unsubstantiated slur into the melting pot.

Who do you mean?? MLT for puttinng it into his book ... or 19C for continually making such a meal out of it??

Thank you. That was very interesting.

So exactly how far from Portsmouth do you live??

He is employed as the frontman for the chap who is buying Birminghaam - Mr Yeung. Why he should therefore be in our directors's box beats me.

You know NC , you can talk a lot of sense when you drop the trolling lark!!

19,107 Its a fact!!

Sundance Beast ??? He was a real nutter. Its a good job you didn't know him. He was Rupert's love child. Flashman at the Charge ?? The rumour was that he slept with Rupert. It was only a rumour but you know what they say ... no smoke without fire. The Fourth Bear .... he was a real gent. As nutty as a fruitcake but a true gent. Its a pity you didn't get to know them. They had a lot in common with you.

I go to Billingsgate fairly often to buy fish. Billingsgate has a lot of small traders/ fishmongers all gathered under one roof. Football is a favourite topic of conversation with many of the porters and I once had a decent conversation about the Saints with a Charlton fan who works there. About 18 months ago a stall from Selsey began to be festooned by blue scarves and flags. A special Cup Final 2008 flag took pride of place in the centre of the stall. They always seemed to have a good selection of skate wings. Needless to say no matter how cheap their wares I never bought anything from that stall. I went to Billingsgate this morning and the stall from Selsey had no Pompey flags or scarves. Not a single one. Rumour has it the stallholders now support Millwall!! I nearly PMSL !!!

I was walking in a street in Hong Kong this time last year. Over there you get used to seeing the locals wear Man U / Liverpool / Arsenal / Chelsea shirts but I was astounded to see a Hong Kong native walk past me wearing a skate shirt with the name Campbell on the back. He was the biggest and fattest Hong Kong person I saw. I did call him a skate bastard as I walked past him but it was under my breath and there was no chance of him hearing. I am not that brave!!

No - it was not that early here in Thailand !! :-) :-) :-)

I would suggest that Pardew's biggest problem now is deciding on his best team. Injuries will obviously disrupt his plans but I think he now needs to decide on his best team and stick to it. The bigger the squad, the more difficult it will be for him to decide on his bet team. Who for example should play in midfield?? Hammond, Morgan, Lallanna & James look good. But how about Mellis, Gillett, Holmes , Mills , Thomson , Wootton and Gobern ?? Boyle, McLaggon and Pulis are also lurking in the background. Pardew needs to be able to distinguisah the wood from the trees .... and if that means thinning the squad and reducing the number of trees then sobeit.

This must qualify as one of the most hypocritical statements from perhaps the biggest hypocrite on this board. Last week I was a pathetic little individual according to you. This week I am a passenger. What will I be next week Mr Hypocrite?? You either have a serious problem remembering what you write or you are the world's biggest hypocrite. Which is it ??

LOL You talk about cyber bullying but you are the one who bullies. I am the passenger now. Last week I was just pathetic. I wonder what I will be next week. I just think you are a sick individual and I feel sorry for you.

Very well put Wes. I read Nineteen's post and thought here we go again. No alternative to the youth option blah blah blah. Crowds of 17,000 in the third tier of English football are poor blah blah blah. I wonder if he will ever realise that just because he keeps on saying the same things it doesn't make them any more correct than when he spouted them the first time.

How about getting Surman back - on loan to start off with and then buy him back permanently?? So far he has made 1 substitute appearance for Wolves in the League and made 1 appearance in the CC Cup. His Premiership season has lasted 25 mins so far and the only way that he is likely to get injured this season is if he finds a splinter on the Wolves's substitute bench. Rumour had it he didn't want to leave in the first place. Wouldn't it be great if he was prepared to "do a Kelvin" and forego Premiership wages and a life on the subs bench for matches with the team that he and his family have always supported??

If only,if only ..... Crouch appointed Pearson Lowe appointed Gray and Wigley and Sturrock and Rednapp and Poortvleit and Wotte. If only Lowe had made his managerial appointments in a Croucesque fashion we may not now be in the third tier of English football.

"one and only" ?? I suppose you mean Nineteen Canteen. How about Sundance Beast? Flashman at the Charge loved Lowe. The Fourth Bear did as well. I even think that Speculator was another Lowe luvvie. One and only?? There are loads of them!!

Funny. I was also thinking of Goebbels when reading the latest guff from Nineteen Canteen. That man has some serious problems.

Excellent post!!