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Would prefer Forster chained to a wheelchair with no wheels over this utter non-goalie.

What a hopeless clown.

Yep. Most embarrassing thing he's done though - and the biggest pointer to some sort of mental instability caused by the pressure - was that ridiculous episode with the Palace player on the touchline after getting (totally accidentally) knocked over, taking it in good humour at first, then getting lairy and grabbing him by the throat, then calming down and letting him get up, before igniting again and refusing to let go of his arm whilst grimacing/smiling inanely.

Q. What's the definition of endless love? A. Stevie Wonder v David Blunkett at tennis

Ok, just the cold buffet for me then.

If the OP could confirm the lines of coke will actually be racked up between the bare breasts of the stippers I would wish to confirm my interest in the two tickets which remain available.

Best headed goal I can remember us scoring. Brilliant cross by Long as well. GTF IN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Both of them are too weak in the tackle, especially JWP who needs a summer on the weights.

Ditto. The only one I had to take a punt on as well. F uck my luck

A good looking bloke with a massive big toe and a tiny **** pulls this gorgeous bird and takes her back to his flat. After a few wines he gets her into bed, turns the light off and they both undress. Justifiably worried his tiny old boy may leave the lady disappointed, he manoeuvres himself round in the darkness and gives her the sh@gging of her life with his gigantic big toe. A couple of days later he notices his toe is red and itchy. The problem worsens over the following week until the toe is covered in weeping scabby sores and feels like it's on fire. No amount of scrubbing and cream application will improve the problem and eventually he goes to see his GP. The doc takes a brief look at the toe, nods wisely, and says "I'm afraid you've got a bad case of VD of the toe sir. It's an unusual condition I know, but you'd be surprised at some of the ailments I've diagnosed in my time. Only this morning I had a bird in here with athlete's c.unt"

Azhaz Yebda

Agreed Yuki, and congratulations on suddenly having a full command of the English language.

Thanking you for your most respectful postings Yuki.

Some open topped concrete efforts like those Dell chocolate box things could be economically and speedilly lashed up to solve that

I will eat my hat if we finish above City. It ain't going to happen. We've been brilliant this season but 5th at the absolute best is where we will finish. If I am wrong I do not possess a hat anyway so happy days.

41 people who don't have a clue or 1 person who mis-read the MOM poll? Oh well, Davis is up to 4 votes (to date).

Very good Fry.

It is utterly tragic that one so young, hungry, and therefore guaranteed to improve has been taken from us...................

Oh f u c k.

So would it put him off his stride if we arranged for "The Shadows" tribute band ("The Saddoes") who play in my local every 4th Sunday to be at Stamford Bridge tomoz and serenade him with a song about envy when he gets off the coach tomorrow?

A source of humour this sophisticated should not be limited simply to teams. Apply to managers and refs and a whole new world of opportunities opens up. Off the top of my head....... Mark ****enburg Jose Moroninho Gashton Ramirez (aka gashy or simply the gash)

Poopey?

Palarse LOL. PalARSE LOL!!!!!

Upset my wife and child by refusing to see the latter to bed "because I was watching the footy". I would say it was worth it, but the atmos in here is awful tbh. UP THE SAINTS

It was Pelle's fault that he missed an open goal from a yard out. FFS how can a professional paid many thousands of pounds a week to score goals not convert that simple, basic, easy chance?