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For 'quite a few' read 'virtually all'. Still a great asset for his power and tackling, just needs to get the simple passes right first then develop from there.

Come on Dalek, Wham went down on 42. Cut the optimism mate!

Scott Parker, player of the year when Wham went

Our two lads were streets ahead of the two players they replaced and improved the whole team. FACT

Have you eaten it yet and did it work?

I think it was a lad called Danny Thomas of Spurs. Horror karate style lunge onto knee by QPR's (later Portsmouth) Gavin McGuire. Legal action taken, ultimately settled out of court.

Yes LOL indeed Fry. That made me laugh. BTW what an utter load of ****** it is that the balls are retrieved from the bag before 2 ties have even been played (pedant blocker - 3 if you include the one that was postponed - but that one's understandable)

Or at home

Totally agree he ain't good enough, I think he's a skill free donkey and Ricky is a far better player. But when we are inevitably losing and a desperate plan B is needed in the last 10, who better to chuck it into the mixer to than Big Andy? I hope I'm wrong but that will probably be Hodgson's thought process.

He won't go to Brazil unless Caroll gets injured

I actually can't believe what I've just witnessed. Poyet virtually admitted he wanted to lose it FFS yet we decide to 'play him at his own game' and match his weakened side. Sunderland had a reason not to want to progress in this competition, we fecking didn't.

Nowt wrong with a bit of pessimism mate, expecting failure ensures you can't be disappointed when it arrives. Thankfully it isn't going to this season and, let's face it, never was. COYS!!

Ok KP, I really don't mind.

Try looking it up you w a n k e r

I am not illiterate but I do think, and always will, that 'methinks' is a ridiculous turn of phrase to use unless perhaps you are a Medievel jester.

'methinks'

Ok Andy, no need to apologise, I've just had a mare what with first saying it was a booking then a foul against Yoshida and it was neither!!!

Jesus Durman I've already had to edit the post once after incorrectly stating Yoshida was booked, now you inform me it was not even a free kick against him! Away with you pedant.

Dalek is in the bog muttering nonsensically about walking unto relegation with his eyes closed so your best option is the car mate.

You 5 should get a room.

Doc, you gotta clarify this for me - are you Dalek?

Nothing. Oddball posted it.

Ok thank you for your measured reply. Dr Who?

Yes, yes he was. Brilliant tackle 2nd half - as perfectly timed as you will ever see - and free kick was awarded against him

Serious question - Do you still think we are sleepwalking (or even walking whilst awake) to relegation?