Wade Garrett

F*cking tired! Good job they don't have to do 12 hour night shifts.

Good argument, I thought he had a mare against United though. I am more inclined to agree with inofthepost's post.

Barbican. Big Lawrie rates it.

Sharp as a marble.

I reckon we should try and swap Mane for Bale.

Genius!

Townsend and Lennon both dropped out of the squad by Spurs yesterday. Just saying.

Worth trying to get Dyer back? Not a regular for Swansea this season.

Exactly how I'd see it if I supported Burnley.

Forster Clyne, Yoshida, Fonte, Targett Toby, Reed, JWP, Mane, Long, Tadic Put Tadic back on the left.

Lallana subbed at half-time. Just waiting for the inevitable Lovren cock-up and 2 minutes from Lambert.

Was saying the same to a mate this afternoon.

One that springs to mind is Duane Eddy, theme from Peter Gunn. Not the best, probably, but the first one I thought of.

League games were originally shown live in the 80s on a Friday night. If I remember rightly, we beat Liverpool 2-0 in a Friday night game. I am largely against any game not played at 3pm on a Saturday, although Wednesday night football to catch up the fixtures lost by FA cup and international weekends is good as well. Would be interested if a study was done that would demonstrate the effects of live games shown at 3 on a Saturday. Let's face it, we more or less have it now with many pubs streaming or using foreign satellite services.

Quite right.

Reckon he's a bit of a Simon Clifford type fraud. No great loss.

Forster was at fault for not claiming a floating ball. The he ball does move more now when it's pinged in at pace, but too many keepers punch floating crosses now instead of catching. I do know a little about this particular subject.

Am presently at least 3 stone overweight. Going to go for it big time after Christmas so might give this a go. I'll finish in the bottom 10% though.

Good shout with John Lennon and Frankie Goes to Hollywood.

What position does everyone think Tadic is most effective in? Whatever it is, I would base the team around that.

Fairytale of New York the best, followed by When a Child is Born, then Christmas Wrapping. I should know, thanks to my kids, all I've listened to recently has been Now That's What I Call Christmas. Love it.

Good points. The starfish technique when going to a players feet leaves them wide open for a nutmeg. Pre-Schmeichel, keepers were lambasted for letting anything in through their legs. The preference to punch, even when under little pressure, winds me right up. Joe Hart is one of the worst for it. Too much continental influence on our keepers now. Go back to coaching techniques practiced by Shilton, Clemence, Jennings, Parkes, Rimmer, Cooper and Southall. Stay big, anything in the 6 yard box is yours, don't get caught under the ball, and catch whenever you can, 1 on 1 stay on your feet as long as possible and try to take them wide. There was a time when we probably had 5 of the top ten keepers in the world.

Yes.

He was crap, to be fair.

F*cking sh*te.