Wade Garrett

I am a lifelong Labour voter seriously considering voting UKIP at the election. The Tories are still self-serving, LibDems still wishy washy, and Labour seem lost and have as bad a political leader that I can remember. I don't like the undemocratic nature of Europe. It is about as straight as FIFA. I would happily vote out in a referendum. So vote Nigel and get Ed, I don't think so. UKIP will take votes from both the main parties.

I am struggling to understand how a Prime Minister can be blamed for bankers either side of the pond performing like backstreet bookies.

Genius.

They are a very limited team, and thanks to Moses Swan Lake dive yesterday, the ref on Saturday will be wise to him. Totally understand Monk's post-match reaction. Can't see their donkey midfield living with ours.

F*cking suck me off!

Outstanding awards. I f*cking love Saints. I am presently extremely drunk.

Top professional and a very underrated player. Great news. Get Corky tied down now.

Does he mention Justin Edinburgh goading him in the FA Cup Final with 'come on then, come on then, you f*cking Irish c*nt'? He did nothing. He tried to whack Shearer and missed, leaving Shearer laughing at him as he got his red card. He was a great player, but is nothing more than a playground bully picking on the little kids.

Whatever you do, don't apply for a job with the Samaritans.

Adam who?

Good player. Thought he did well against Newcastle, really unsettled their defence. He'll do well for us.

Targett had 2 players on him in second half v Arsenal, Mane didn't help him out. Long works as hard as any pro I've seen. He'll start on Saturday. Mane needs to get acquainted with his role. That said, he looks decent.

Just got back. Great performance. Pelle led the line really well. Jack Wilshere is crap. Pain in the arse trying to get back to the tube, god knows how I got to Waterloo, didn't have a clue what I was doing.

Monk is a cry baby. And he's ginger.

**** the jock ****ing ********.

Probably that c*nt Ashton stirring the sh*t again. Wanyama does an amazing job in midfield. Absolutely would not want him to leave.

Thought Dimbleby made Brown look very foolish. He spouted a huge amount of crap. If I was a wavering voter, he wouldn't have persuaded me to vote No.

Would rather have Patrick.

Agree with that. Last 15 minutes of the first half was being run by Sissoko. He did nothing in the second half thanks to Big Vic.

I'm not bald, but I do choose to have a 6 inch parting when getting my hair cut. I am also extremely well endowed.

Unfair competition for a start. I would rather they voted yes. Devo- max is having your cake and eating it.

I am totally against devo-max. I would much rather they voted yes. Devo-max would hurt the rest of the UK.

Do Scottish people find the term f*cking dosh c*nt offensive?

We unloaded loads of containers this year that were to linked together as a hotel. They were already fitted out as rooms.

Just have referees who aren't biased towards the big sides.