Wade Garrett

Leave it out Les. The reason he did f*ck all at Stoke and Barnsley is because he is sh*t.

It appears we brought in a player with absolutely no checks on his suitability for our game. Well done Les, you f*cking bellend. Might as well have David Brent as our Director of Football. Absolute joke. I have been drinking.

Les Reed has sold the coach to Liverpool for top dollar. Apparently the front wheels have been there since last season. He is currently negotiating with Coliseum for a vehicle replacement. He said he doesn't mind if it has bench seats and a bucket to pee in, because it might just be better than what we had last season.

With the cash we've got at our disposal, I would be extremely disappointed with Redmond.

The only reason Gazza can improve is because it's impossible for him to get any worse. Poor handling, poor technique and as brave as your average Frenchman. If Irene gets his wish to move on, we should go for Friedel. He is now 3rd choice at Spurs and would give good cover for Forster this season. He is also the consummate professional, who would be happy to make whatever contribution he could for the good of the club, rather than throw his toys out of the pram like some sort of w*nker. When Spurs signed Lloris, Friedel reacted like the sort of pro you would hope Boruc was, but obviously isn't.

My opinion, not an absurd judgement. We are stronger in the keeper department, weaker in defence, weaker in attack. At this moment in time our business has been unsatisfactory. But there are still a few days to put things right. Ron and Les have got tens of millions at their disposal to bring in decent players. I am on no way criticising who we've signed. Tadic in particular looks very good, as do Bertrand and I think Pelle will come good. A role needs to be sorted for Long, you don't bench a a £12m player. At this moment in time I don't see us as a comfortable mid-table side. We are 1 or 2 injuries away from real trouble. Whether what I have said is factually untrue can only be proved by results over the season. It is purely my opinion.

Anyone who decides to make their lives in this country should realign their nationality to British. In much the same way as immigrants moving to the USA become Americans. If people don't want to become British they shouldn't come here. I am not talking about them abandoning their cultures, but they should attempt to integrate, and be proud to be British. One thing that gets me in the Rotherham tragedy is that the police and other services saw these abusers as Pakistani. Race should never have come into their thinking on this issue, or to be honest any other issue. We should all be British.

The ignore function is a wonderful tool.

With the exception of Forster, where are we stronger than last season? Shocking business overall this Summer, but still a few days to turn it around.

But ours is a unique situation in that half of our first team has been sold.

Need as in need to avoid a major relegation scrap. I don't share your mid-table confidence at this moment in time.

We still need another wide player, and a bit more cover at right back. If Ramirez goes, we need a number 10, I don't think there is another natural number 10 in the squad. Hopefully the talk of Morgan will quieten down, we really need to keep his quality in the team. But even if he stays, there is still loads of business left to be done in just a few days. I am worried that Les won't have enough time to get deals over the line. I am also worried, that in his desperation, we will end up with our 3rd or 4th choices.

Brilliant, let's get rid of our only natural number 10. Starting to lose a little faith. Hopefully it's a bullsh*t rumour.

Wonder if we're actively trying to move Gaston on.

I would see Clasie as more of a replacement for Davis, Ward-Prowse or Ramirez than Morgan.

With what we currently have, we have the option of 2 up front, Long and Pelle. But we don't have enough wide players to feed them. Tadic, yes, Isgrove as cover, but that's about it.

Perhaps I worded my post a little clumsily. The club would lose trust from its paying customers if they sold Morgan. Ralph was so unequivocal that he would have to leave if Morgan went. I wasn't trying to speak for everyone.

Difficult to argue against any of that.

The club would lose all trust of the supporters if they sold Morgan. If that means no deal for Townsend then we'll have to move on and go for someone else.

Absolute rubbish. He's under contract with us and that's that.

If Boruc goes we should sign Friedel as short term cover. He is third choice at Spurs now.

Amen to that brother.

Total garbage. Morgan is going nowhere.

Where?

They've already signed Mutch. They should be looking more at their defence. I reckon he might come here.