Wade Garrett

I like polishing my man tuba.

All being done a bit arse about face.

Thought that was Gary Lineker.

We need to be luckier with injuries.

It sort of does though, doesn't it.

I would be interested to know how the French health service works. I have been told it is excellent. Their rail service isn't too shabby either.

Ings probably dreams of having a successful Liverpool career, following in the footsteps of Lambert and Balotelli. Rogers really is a crap manager. F*cking bleached tooth c*nt.

Decent player. You've got to respect his reason for leaving. Good luck to him.

Cheers. If anyone can set both these careers back on track, Ronald can.

What's that based on, me old mucker.

I really reckon that Koeman could turn Ings into a 30 goals a season striker.

If anyone can locate Mane and get him back here for the game on Sunday, Ronald can.

Shame, I reckon Ron could get the best out of Jack.

If we are, I reckon Ron could get the best out of him.

Are we seriously in for him?

If anyone can get Mane fit and firing for Sunday, Ronald can.

Wilson has been in a bit of a rut recently, but I reckon Koeman can get him scouting gems again.

Feyenoord, in your opinion, will Ron get him back to his best form, and dare I say it, a few goals from him?

He hasn't got a great scoring record. Maybe Koeman thinks he can dig a few goals from him.

Don't worry, Ron will get him back on his game.

I reckon Koeman can get him back to his best form

To the comment that Clyne is the best right-back England has ever had.

i seem to remember Cork having a poor game, I think last season, after a long lay-off. Don't judge him on one performance, he's a decent player.

3-2 down, second half, and some d*ckheads behind me were saying they didn't want a replay. F*cking f*ckwit c*nts. Danny Ings was there as well.

Davis isn't a defensive midfielder, JWP isn't a number 10.