Wade Garrett

You might be right.

Cheers dad.

He's an embarrassment, just like his party. They'll get wiped out at the next election.

No promises, it depends how excited I get. Woolston is going to be covered!

What on earth has that got to do with Ramirez. I insist you give yourself an infraction.

By the sounds of it I will be spunking everywhere on Friday, hopefully.

Speak for yourself. Nothing 'holier than thou' about chastising a drink driver. Maybe you'd feel different if you knew someone that had been a victim of it. I certainly do, and I'm sure I'm not alone.

I think Colin Bell had Lawrie over.

People like this really worry me.

Interesting that he thinks he was OK to drive, but the breathalyser didn't agree with him. Careless and irresponsible at best.

Answer to the original post: They're both goalkeepers, apart from Tommy Forecast.

He was over the limit, end of story. Your first scenario is no different from your second in my book. His driving ability would have been impaired either way. He was driving 'erratically' for f*cks sake.

Was crap for Liverpool last season. His mistakes cost them a few games. Wouldn't want him down here.

He's a c*nt. Just like any other c*nt who drink-drives.

Only go if you can lord it over everyone. Otherwise, stay away.

My attitude would be exactly the same, on Saturday he was poor, Lallana was an attacking threat. This is my opinion based on what I saw.

I don't hate Guly, but he was poor on Saturday. He has a really annoying habit of holding the ball for too long.

I hope it's not a square peg/round hole thing again.

I couldn't disagree more. I'd make all the players do extra training to improve their weaker foot.

Keith Granger.

I got an infraction for calling Dibden a boring c*nt. I thought this was grossly unfair as it was a statement of fact. I reckon the snide went crying to the mods.

He looks like Terry Tibbs.

Very risky game to play if it doesn't work out.

I reckon it could be the busiest final week for a lot of sides, as the market has been relatively quiet up until now.

I'm sorry I can't give you any advice, but I wish you well.