Wade Garrett

Not now, lucky cow.

What a day. I'm glad Mo didn't put his head in the gob that Rupp left on the track. The most amazing Olympic day ever. I feel so lucky I'm going for my own personal best tonight, if the missus lets me.

I thought that as well. Lock up your wives and give him the number for the Southampton branch of the KKK.

Berra is sh*t.

Apart from Clyne, we have no pace at all in the side. We need a CB definitely, but we also need speed, greasy fast speed. I want us to sign someone who can catch a chicken, just like Rocky Balboa in Rocky II.

It sounds to me like he's mucking us about. With the season so close, give him a deadline of close of play tomorrow or the deal is dead and we look elsewhere.

http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11095/7951513/West-Ham-deny-Carroll-deal There you go. Another load of rubbish. There is a whole gossip industry now. Men are turning into fishwives.

I thought it was amazing. Arctic Monkeys were outstanding. Danny Boyle is a genius.

Child abuse.

Think I need another translation from Steve McLaren.

My nephew was at a tournament recently and there were league scouts there. He is 6. What a load of b*llocks.

Mark Wright, the complete centre-half.

Granger now has a career in the docks, 'helping out' seamen.

If and when they get liquidated, I'm not sure anyone would bother starting a new club in a years time. Just can't see it.

My real name is Charlie Untface, it used to be Fred Ucking-c-unt.

I played Wade Garrett in the multi-Oscar winning film Roadhouse.

Bearsy is a legend.

Royal Winchester and South Winchester are 2 different courses, and massively different styles.

cock

Sam's obviously looked at Clyne's prozone stats and discovered that he can't kick the ball high enough.

Jesus. He died for our sins. Enough said.

He is absolute crap, and would seriously struggle to get a game in the Wessex League. But, fair play to him, a 5 year contract on a few grand a week. If I were him, I would be planning for a life outside the game. Maybe he'll get a central contract with the England Cricket team next.

Charlie George/Frank Worthington. Remember Frank giving Villa fans the finger when he was subbed, at The Dell.

Very sad about his stroke. At least he's got Dot to look after him.