Wade Garrett

If the tweet posted on here is to be believed, Penarol's 1.5m is nowhere near their reported 30% share of the player.

Very good player, but for that money I wouldn't touch him with a bargepole. They'll be lucky to get £1million for him in 3 years time.

I think you have to trust the club's judgement on this one. They haven't let us down yet - Jos, Clyne, Cork, Davis, Lee, Rodriguez, Sharp - all decent players. Not too sure about De Ridder though, but he did score an important goal for us at Reading last season.

If being good you mean rolling over and having your tummy tickled, then no he's not. I still think, on balance, that he'll pull this one off.

Oyston would sell his grandmothers gold teeth for the right price. They'll sell Phillips alright.

Poker time. How about we tell them the offer's there until lunchtime today, and then we'll pursue other targets instead. Reports state we're the only bidders in town (for the price they want), they obviously want to sell him for big money, so I would say that Cortese has a slightly stronger hand than his Italian counterpart. He could say it's because the Ramirez thread on Saintsweb is getting too big, and that Saintsweb posters are being sacked because they're following it instead of getting on with what they're paid to do.

Top man, cheers for the info.

Chill out everyone. Get on with your lives and let the good news roll.

Ramirez has signing Southampton at evening. Snr Cortese attending Bologna Presidente For Your Eyes Only, large women breasted, Champagne consumed from clam of the beard, and fellacia jobs of the blow all around.

I thought this was going to be a thread about Ian Dury.

Atheists are becoming as fanatic as a few of the loony extremists of other religions.

He sounds like someone with an axe to grind.

What goes in the pm stays in the pm.

There wasn't a lot of choice for seats this morning.

I posted it Bearsy, but I do feel a bit of a c*nt for not sending you a PM.

I did tell everyone on here that he was here most of last week.

They're playing a risky game. They've made it all public for no other reason than to try and start an auction between us and Everton, who have just signed a winger. It's a game of who blinks first now.

I reckon we'll play 4-4-2 a lot, especially at home. Jay wil get his chance up front, he does have a lot of competition though.

Very difficult to pick a side, apart from the back line.

I reckon so, but I'm not in the know.

Cafn't see us signing another centre-forward.

Guly works very hard across the front line. My only criticism of him yesterday was a tendency to hold the ball a little bit too long. Otherwise he did ok. i agree with a previous post on here about Kelvin though. Not his best game by a long way.

I reckon this one will be wrapped up pretty quickly.

To be fair, they've supported their team through thick and thin. They've just turned a bit w*nky now they're loaded.

Clyne, great debut.